The Twelve Days of Metsmas

[Guest d'Kong76]

On the first day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Some memories of Dillon Gee

On the second day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
________________________
And some memories of Dillon Gee

[Frayed Knot]

On the first day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Some memories of Dillon Gee

On the second day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the third day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
______________________
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

[Guest d'Kong76]

On the first day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Some memories of Dillon Gee

On the second day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the third day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the fourth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
__________________________
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

[Centerfield]

On the first day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Some memories of Dillon Gee

On the second day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the third day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the fourth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the fifth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
___________________________
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

[Benjamin Grimm]

On the first day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Some memories of Dillon Gee

On the second day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the third day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the fourth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the fifth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the sixth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

On the sixth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the seventh day of Metsmas

[batmagadanleadoff]

On the seventhday of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the eighth day of Metsmas ....

[A Boy Named Seo]

On the eighth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Eight Bartolos jiggling
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

[Guest d'Kong76]

*pause* for five I was thinking no series' ring but I wasn't
here to go there. */pause*

Please continue...

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

On the 9th day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Nine Muffies bungling
Eight Bartolos jiggling
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the 10th day of Metsmas

[Centerfield]

When I hear this song in my head, it's the Muppets with John Denver.

[MFS62]

On the 10th day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
A ten foot shorter right field
Nine Muffies bungling
Eight Bartolos jiggling
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee

On the eleventh day of Metsmas

[bmfc1]

On the eleventh day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
An eleven game lead in September
A ten foot shorter right field
Nine Muffies bungling
Eight Bartolos jiggling
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee.

On the twelfth day of Metsmas...

[A Boy Named Seo]

On the twelfth day of Metsmas
The Metsies sent to me:
Twelve arm sleeves glowing
An eleven game lead in September
A ten foot shorter right field
Nine Muffies bungling
Eight Bartolos jiggling
Seven pleas to please buy tickets
Six Kirks a-hacking
FIVE N-L FLAGS!
Four front-line Aces
Three wins 'gainst LA
Two shortstop's broken ankles
And some memories of Dillon Gee.

[Guest d'Kong76]

We filled that pretty fast (and can use some work on our
syllable counts) but �bravo! and Merry Metsmas!

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

I'm reminded of Metsmas carols of the past like "O Holy Shit, Timo Isn't Running!" I think that was JCL's contribution.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Oh Holy Shit
Beltran got caught looking

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

d'Kong76 wrote: Oh Holy Shit Beltran got caught looking

It's open to endless reinterpretation.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

someone needs to find that in the archives

[Centerfield]

O Holy Shit
Why is Harvey pitching?

[Guest d'Kong76]

Bizzaro Metsmas:

Oh Holy Shit
The Wilpon's have been spending

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

A positive one:

"Oh Holy Shit!
The Mets just swept the Cubbies."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Sing along with the Jackson Heights 5!
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Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here they come, here they come!
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here they come, here they come!

Up here in Flushing where we play ball
Out jumps good old Uncle Saul
Brings cheer to your holiday festivals
With his gigantic testicles

Jeffrey has just one desire
That Michael Cuddyer would retire
Then he would be guaranteed
He wouldn�t hafta pay his salary

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Up here in Flushing clack clack clack
Down through the chimney with Saul�s big sack

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Up here in Flushing clack clack clack
Down through the chimney with Saul�s big sack

Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here they come, here they come!
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here comes Saul Katz� balls
Here they come, here they come!


Freddy rebuilt Ebbets Field
Now his bank account is sealed
So get Bud Selig on the phone
And beg him for another loan

Sandy�s gets to make the calls
Since he invented Moneyball
He can�t depend on Freddy�s wealth
So wish him fleece and good health

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Up here in Flushing clack clack clack
Down through the chimney with Saul�s big sack

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Up here in Flushing clack clack clack
Down through the chimney with Saul�s big sack

Batter batter hitter batter
Hitter batter hitter batter
Batter batter hitter batter
Hitter batter hitter batter

On David, Duda, Jacob and Curtis
On Noah, Harvey, Wilmer and Juerys
To the top of the East, as we move in the wall
Now hit away, pitch away, beat away all!

Did you read Uncle Saul my list?
�That you want to sign Cespedes?�
Man, that wish was only a joke
If he saw the price he�d have a stroke!
�But you just want Denard Span and stuff�
Yeah, but that's not even half enough
What I want means more than fun
�What's that?� � Huge walnuts for everyone!

Up here in Flushing there�s lots of fans
Waiting for that queer old man
Stuffing his trousers with lots of swag
And balls as big as Santa�s bag

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn�t go?
Up here in Flushing clack clack clack
Down through the chimney with Saul�s big sack

[Guest d'Kong76]

That got my Metsmas feet a-shufflin'!