Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries

[Edgy MD]

Best Buy just gave us a Christmas ad too.

[Valadius]

Apparently they made a Chris Hemsworth Moby Dick movie.

[Valadius]

We've gone so late that we're starting to see the grifting Christian preacher ads.

[Edgy MD]

If I'm eating breakfast at Taco Bell, that's a message from myself to myself that it's probably a good time to take a step back and take a look at the choices I've made.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: If I'm eating breakfast at Taco Bell, that's a message from myself to myself that it's probably a good time to take a step back and take a look at the choices I've made.

I don't remember seeing that sentiment in a commercial.

[Edgy MD]

It's my commercial to you.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Peter Pan is a jerk.

[Frayed Knot]

If you get even half of the side-effects that this over-priced patent medication can cause, then you're going to be in worse shape than you are from the condition it's supposed to combat.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's keep hammering this bullpen.

[Frayed Knot]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Let's keep hammering this bullpen.

I missed that one. What product were they pitching?

[Fman99]

iPhone owners ignore watches in favor of sweet, sweet coitus.

[Valadius]

Some guy dances around while talking to his watch.

[Edgy MD]

I'd go with: Man gets impossible-to-believe INXS sound quality apparently emanating from his wristwatch.

[Edgy MD]

Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs ... ask your doctor for more drugs.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Who exactly are pharmaceutical ads for?

[Edgy MD]

Maytag: We turn people into appliances... that's not creepy or disturbing at all.

[Guest cooby classic]

I'm thinking the Chobani ad song is "slow dancing, it don't turn me on" Took me several views to figure it out.

The part that says "something something play a disco song, so the ladies will dance"

[Benjamin Grimm]

DirecTV prevents quarterbacks from becoming nerds.

[stevejrogers]

Puddy gains super confidence with his rental car choices.

[Frayed Knot]

Dion DiMucci music is great for selling violent, dystopic-looking video games.

[Edgy MD]

Frayed Knot wrote: Dion DiMucci music is great for selling violent, dystopic-looking video games.

What he was originally going for back in the day. It's true. I read his book.

[Frayed Knot]

"the car is smarter than I am"

Honey, there are ham sandwiches smarter than you are.

[Guest cooby classic]

Maybelline: Now catering to hookers

[Edgy MD]

Good work in this thread, folks.

[Lefty Specialist]

Help needy veterans by buying green lightbulbs from Wal-Mart.

[Frayed Knot]

cooby wrote: Maybelline: Now catering to hookers

It was amazing how a commercial featuring women with their tits half out while advertising the product's "push-up" quality was somehow about eye makeup.
The only thing missing was a line about how it makes your lashes "lift and separate".

[bmfc1]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Help needy veterans by buying green lightbulbs from Wal-Mart.

That got me: Wal-Mart didn't say "we'll give you one for free" or "buy one and 100% of the cost will go to the Wounded Warriors Foundation".

[Lefty Specialist]

I guess what I should have said was "Pretend to help needy veterans by buying green lightbulbs from Wal-Mart".

Guess they ran out of yellow magnetic ribbons.

[Edgy MD]

"Wait ... I ordered ten thousand green bulbs for our stores. Not ten million! Who the hell needs ten million green bulbs?! .... What do you mean my name is on the order slip?! ... OK, think, Bob! ... We can still make this work for us!"