Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries

[Fman99]

Well, hello, Chevy loving bearded egg throwing asshole!

[Valadius]

Steve Carell yells a lot.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Dumb ass tries selling cars by throwing eggs at unsuspecting people.

[Fman99]

Bob Dylan, cool despite looking like a left fielder's mitt.

[Valadius]

You still haven't tried our illegal, unregulated lottery?

[Frayed Knot]

Mila Kunis is planning on getting bombed in four years. Make your plans accordingly.

[Fman99]

Frayed Knot wrote: Mila Kunis is planning on getting bombed in four years. Make your plans accordingly.

[Guest d'Kong76]

There's really nothing ironically sillier than Bobby Dylan
shillin' for Big Blue....

[HahnSolo]

Elizabeth Banks really digs guys who surf on Realtor.com.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If you like baseball, you'll LOVE our show about time-traveling librarians who like to mug at the camera.

[Elster88]

HahnSolo wrote: Elizabeth Banks really digs guys who surf on Realtor.com.

Keep scribbling FMan

[Frayed Knot]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: If you like baseball, you'll LOVE our show about time-traveling librarians who like to mug at the camera.

Surprised that they haven't pulled one of those deals where the entire cast suddenly shows up at the ballpark acting as if they're lifelong baseball fans.
That's probably beyond TBS's budget. Wait for next week and FOX to pull off something like that.

[Fman99]

Elster88 wrote: HahnSolo wrote: Elizabeth Banks really digs guys who surf on Realtor.com. Keep scribbling FMan

My hand hurts. Only, not from scribbling.

[Valadius]

Al Leiter is TURNING UP THE POWER!!!!!!

[Guest cooby classic]

Frayed Knot wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: If you like baseball, you'll LOVE our show about time-traveling librarians who like to mug at the camera. Surprised that they haven't pulled one of those deals where the entire cast suddenly shows up at the ballpark acting as if they're lifelong baseball fans. That's probably beyond TBS's budget. Wait for next week and FOX to pull off something like that.

Especially if LA had been there

[Edgy MD]

Two Broke Girls: It's kinda like Laverne & Shirley and kinda like The Mary Tyler Moore Show, except neither of those shows sucked.

[Guest cooby classic]

Annoying song + unimpressive cell phone = modern advertising

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Lincoln: the Official Car of Peyote Trips with A-List Actors

I was going to try and describe these but you win

[Guest cooby classic]

is that the columbian looking guy reminiscing about playing cards? That one drive my husband crazy

[Centerfield]

Two Broke Girls: It's kinda like Laverne & Shirley and kinda like The Mary Tyler Moore Show, except neither of those shows sucked.

LOLOLOL

[Benjamin Grimm]

I agree about Mary, but not about Laverne and Shirley.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

cooby wrote: is that the columbian looking guy reminiscing about playing cards? That one drive my husband crazy

Matthew McConaughey sounding very expanded-of-mind while behind the wheel of a Lincoln sedan.

[Guest cooby classic]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I agree about Mary, but not about Laverne and Shirley.

Sez the guy with the restraining order against Beyonce...

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I agree about Mary, but not about Laverne and Shirley.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I rest my case!

[Lefty Specialist]

Far more than one sentence, but pretty funny:

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2015/10/26/9616834/viagra-ads-mlb-postseason

[Guest cooby classic]

I absolutely love the picture they included of the dipwad that has won $2000000, making his Sundays worth living for. I'll bet he still can't get a date

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Far more than one sentence, but pretty funny: http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2015/10/26/9616834/viagra-ads-mlb-postseason

I never noticed the tree branch beyond the curtains because I'm always struck by shamelessly vaginal the whole "curtain-opening" scene is.

[Guest cooby classic]

Ooh double-entendre. I never noticed it either because I always look out the window during embarrassing commercials

[Valadius]

Christmas commercial in October.