IGT - NLDS Game 1 - Mets at Dodgers - 10/9/15, 9:45 PM EDT

[TransMonk]

LET'S SCORE MORE RUNS!!!

[Piggiestomatoes]

Exhale.

[Edgy MD]

Fman99 wrote: I have nervous.

Yeah, well, I have Cespedes playing center and that trumps nervous.

Least, it does this time.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Fman99 wrote: Fuck you, Justin Turner. I hope you get impaled on a pit filled with a million sharpened dicks.

Does that ever happen?

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Thankfully Kershaw didn't hit that ball toward Cuddyer.

[Lefty Specialist]

I wonder how many guys fantasize about being branded by Mila Kunis.

[Fman99]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Fman99 wrote: Fuck you, Justin Turner. I hope you get impaled on a pit filled with a million sharpened dicks. Does that ever happen?

If there's any justice in the universe, if karma is a real thing, then yeah, sure. I feel bad for the guy who has to sharpen all those dicks.

[Edgy MD]

I wonder how many kegs of whiskey Kunis has really brewed. I'm calling booshit.

Not like Tejada to be whiffing twice in a row.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Grandy says, Shift my ass.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

We need more lefties against Kershaw.

[TransMonk]

Get Conforto in pronto!

[Benjamin Grimm]

I had a feeling that David was going to hit a double into the gap. But instead he struck out.

Can we hold the Dodgers scoreless for another five innings? I'm thinking we can get maybe two more out of Jacob. Unless he has two really quick innings I don't see him going seven.

[Lefty Specialist]

This is just too airtight a game. No margin for [crossout:39y7rwdo]Cuddyer[/crossout:39y7rwdo] error.

[Edgy MD]

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[Piggiestomatoes]

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

deGrom flashing his old shortstop skills to effortlessly glove the comebacker for the second out.

[TransMonk]

deGrom dealt that 5th inning. Very nice.

MORE RUNS!!!

[Piggiestomatoes]

and gets him with the breaking ball.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Sweet 5th for deGrom!!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Well, the fifth inning was a quickie for deGrom! That's good.

Is it almost time to put Lagares in for Cuddyer? Maybe Michael gets one more at bat?

[Fman99]

Vodka mixed with diet grapefruit soda is negating much of the 80 minute nap I took after work today. I think I can I think I can..

[Edgy MD]

Needed us a 1-2-3 inning and got it.

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

TransMonk wrote: deGrom dealt that 5th inning. Very nice. MORE RUNS!!!

Best all night for him.

This game has gone about how I'd reasonably hope it would. It's tight, Kershaw is killing us, but we arw winning

[Edgy MD]

Knock him out of the box.

Right here. Right now.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thaaaaaas more like it.

This is one slow-ass pitchers' duel, is it not? And this has been mound-visit- AND pitching-change-less thus far.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Lets Go Mets!!!

[Edgy MD]

Good cut, Cespy.

[Lefty Specialist]

Damn, thought Cespedes got that one.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Too quick.

[TransMonk]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: This is one slow-ass pitchers' duel, is it not? And this has been mound-visit- AND pitching-change-less thus far.

Ernie just said it was "zipping along". I'm not sure what world he lives in.

The extra minute during each commercial break adds up, though.

Edited October 9, 2015 by Guest