IGT #127 Philly's a dirty place, let's sweep it.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Was feeling a Confortoboom there, but instead we stretch.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: Who invented the double play? I want to thank that man.

Who was that man,
I'd like to shake his hand,
He taught my team to turn the 6-4-3

[Zvon]

I missed the last few. Heard something about a Grand double. Still tied. Nice.

8th, 2 out. Curtis on 2nd, Yoenis at the plate.

[Zvon]

Can't get it done.

5-5 Mets

[Guest d'Kong76]

Wright flashing some leather and gun, nice job on the
other end by Moiph!

[Edgy MD]

Wright doin' a good job gittin' dirty today.

[Zvon]

It's very nice to see Wright making these plays in the field. He's back up to speed.

[Edgy MD]

I'm not sure who the Most Fascinating Person Behind Home Plate is. Nobody's capturing my eye. Maybe the Mayan-looking couple on the aisle.

[Edgy MD]

Only part of this park that can hold 'em, Kelly.

[Fman99]

Gilmartin. Lefty. The anti-O'Flaherty.

[Zvon]

Crossing my fingers and keeping them crossed.

[Fman99]

This ump sucks a big fat cheesesteak.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Holy gulp and crap!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT

[Deep breath]

Okay.
Siddown, Brown.

[Fman99]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Dirty, dirty, DIRTY Murphin', right there.

[Frayed Knot]

And how many times do you see it, the guy who makes the great play bats third in the upcoming inning.

[Zvon]

That's the good side of Crazy Muffy. The throw was insane. No one else tries that!

[Frayed Knot]

You gotta admit, there's going to be a bunch of stuff from Murph that we're going to miss when he's gone.
Not everything, but a lot.

[Zvon]

We are now literally hurting the Phils.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

what a game

[Zvon]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: what a game

A wacky amount of these lately. Amazin'.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

What'd Araujo do, exactly-- tear a dipthong?

[Fman99]

I think he strained his uvula.

[Edgy MD]

We might see French Toast on the mound before this is over.

[Fman99]

Damn

[Edgy MD]

I don't want to put any un-necessary pressure on you guys, Mets, but each inning is another inning closer to O'Flaherty.

[Fman99]

Well that inning sucked. C'mon you Mets.

[Frayed Knot]

Damn! Philly pitchers threw about 4 legit strikes that whole inning ... and still nuthin'

[Frayed Knot]

I don't know if the youngsters get it from the major leaguers of if the oldsters first develop it as youngsters, but these Little League games move even slower than ML contests.
Coming up on three hours past their starting time and they're in the 6th inning.