A Boy Named Seo Old-Timey Member Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Probably a response to the clever and successful 'Tinder Night' thrown by the NBA's Atlanta Hawks, MLB is apparently running with some sort of dating thing, sponsored by Match.com. Such magical corporate synergy!The many Miss Wrong's that I've met (pun intended) may have only been wrong because we didn't have a shared love for the same baseball team.If only I could've met my own Backpack Girl or Squinty or Pearly or Toothy, yet know that THE most important thing is built in from the very start.It might now be my girlfriend that demands to "SEE THE PLAN!!!" or to "GET TULO AT ANY COST!!!". I'm getting warm just thinking about the possibility.After-all, the only thing better than one insane person is two.Will let you know if I meet Jeffy's daughter (fingers crossed). Wish me luck, yall.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 That little hobbit carries with him the hopes for all.
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Afraid to click, 'cause ya know...
Frayed Knot Old-Timey Member Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I think all you really need to do is devise a Diner-like quiz around your favorite team in order to weed out unqualified potential mates.
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Despite my lobbying, my wife continues to enforce her "no dating" rule. I told her, it's not coitus, it's not Sister Wives. Just dates. But NOOOOOO. She has to be all "sanctity of marriage" and such.
Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket Guests Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Fman99 wrote:Despite my lobbying, my wife continues to enforce her "no dating" rule. I told her, it's not coitus, it's not Sister Wives. Just dates. But NOOOOOO. She has to be all "sanctity of marriage" and such.lololllol.Seo if you play this right this could be the thread of the year.
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I doubt it could be kept up all year.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Folks give up on Seo so easily, and he's just getting started. He's like the Wilmer Flores of the forum.
Lefty Specialist Old-Timey Member Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Worked for me.Asked this young woman once why she had such a great tan in early April. She said it was because she and her girlfriends were just back from a week at Mets Spring Training. Ka-ching. This March will be our 25th anniversary. No website required.
A Boy Named Seo Old-Timey Member Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 My Doyer-loving girlfriend would cut my pelotas off if she saw match.com in my browser history. Fman would be better off bringing home a sister wife.
RealityChuck Old-Timey Member Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Call me old fashioned, but I think Robin Ventura's was the best MLB single.
Ceetar Grand Central Contributor Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 d'Kong76 wrote:I doubt it could be kept up all year.They actually make pills for that now.
Fman99 Old-Timey Member Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 A Boy Named Seo wrote:My Doyer-loving girlfriend would cut my pelotas off if she saw match.com in my browser history. Fman would be better off bringing home a sister wife.I did end up getting permission for a Sister Wife, but only on the condition that I find a fat Mormon from Utah. I'm trying to decide what to do.
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