Off-Day IGT and miscellany

[Ceetar]

I was busy this weekend and didn't get to really watch any baseball. I'm just gonna pretend it all didn't happen and that tomorrow is where the Mets shake off this 'can't win at home' story line with a 6-game sweep.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something?

[Ceetar]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something?

not that I'm aware of.

[MFS62]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something?

Here's how you can get back on track. Go into to your garage, pick up a hammer, and hit yourself over the head with it six times. Then you'll know what you missed.

Later

[Ceetar]

MFS62 wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something? Here's how you can get back on track. Go into to your garage, pick up a hammer, and hit yourself over the head with it six times. Then you'll know what you missed. Later

How about having a step break underneath you while walking into the basement and later forgetting said step is missing and tripping down the steps? does that work?

[Guest d'Kong76]

One of my first waking thoughts this morning was I
needed to start a NGT. I need therapy.

[Ceetar]

d'Kong76 wrote: One of my first waking thoughts this morning was I needed to start a NGT. I need therapy.

I'm doubling down by trying to figure out if I can make it to any games this homestand.

[MFS62]

Ceetar wrote: MFS62 wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something? Here's how you can get back on track. Go into to your garage, pick up a hammer, and hit yourself over the head with it six times. Then you'll know what you missed. Later How about having a step break underneath you while walking into the basement and later forgetting said step is missing and tripping down the steps? does that work?

Only if you trip down that same step six times.
Later

[Ceetar]

MFS62 wrote: MFS62 wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I left town Tuesday morning and returned late yesterday. Did I miss something? Here's how you can get back on track. Go into to your garage, pick up a hammer, and hit yourself over the head with it six times. Then you'll know what you missed. Later How about having a step break underneath you while walking into the basement and later forgetting said step is missing and tripping down the steps? does that work? Only if you trip down that same step six times. Later

Too late, I fixed it.

Hopefully the Mets did too.

[Ceetar]

Just for fun I was googling what I guess might be the closest/only bar nearby Citi Field (La Picardia Poblana)

and found this enlightening facebook review:

Nasty place ,and a dude has a mini deli in the restroom

[Ceetar]

Murph was at the White House today in re: Paternity Leave stuff. (yes please..)




Also his teammates were annoyed with him because he forgot

A tradition that has been used in locker rooms across the country for years, anytime a player becomes a new father, they are to supply their teammates with cigars to �celebrate�

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I like the socks/three-piece, but the posture is distinctly Florida-panhandle.

[Edgy MD]

Needs a Mets diaper bag.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Is that some kind of new shoe and sock trend?

[Ceetar]

where can I get that blanket to add to my registry?

[MFS62]

Edgy MD wrote: Needs a Mets diaper bag.

Filled with cigars.
Later

[Edgy MD]

Ceetar wrote: where can I get that blanket to add to my registry?

Your best maybe is just knocking on Mrs. Murphy's door and asking nicely, I would think, but good luck after that.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: Ceetar wrote: where can I get that blanket to add to my registry? Your best maybe is just knocking on Mrs. Murphy's door and asking nicely, I would think, but good luck after that.

That would be kinda awesome actually. Mets-baby handmedowns? Anyone got Murphy's address? Should I just send a SASE to him care of Citi Field asking for his babies blanket?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Why don't you ask for his wife's underwear while you're at it? If you're going to be creepy, there's no point in holding back.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hey, take it to the Wifey Undie Watch Thread

[batmagadanleadoff]

Daniel Murphy's leading the NL in singles. Juan Lagares is 8th in the NL in total WAR -- second in defensive WAR.

[metsmarathon]

Ceetar wrote: where can I get that blanket to add to my registry?

it's probably a fairly simple sewing project, not that i know a damned thing about that...