IGT 05/09 - Phillies at Mets

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thanks, Bootsy Rollins!

[Zvon]

I'll take it any way you make it. 2nd & 3rd 0 outs. RUNS PLEASE!

Fman99 wrote: Oh, Jimmy Rollins, you suck!

He certainly does.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mmm, mmm bad
Mmm, mmm bad
That's why our backup first
Is 'Mmm, mmm, bad'

[Zvon]

Satin cannot put the ball in play. Baaaad Satin.

[Edgy MD]

Man, if Flores isn't going to take Tejada's job, it looks like Satin's is opening up.

[Gwreck]

Josh, that is just terrible .

[Edgy MD]

Ouch. Futile.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Satin is just awful this year.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Grrrrrrrrr

[Zvon]

Even if you could have reached that pitch, Flores, what would you have done with it?
GAH! 'd dribbles one.
3 out.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Satin is just awful this year.

The good news is, apparently, he fits right in. Jaysis.

[Frayed Knot]

Things this game is going to set records for
1) Futility
2) Pitches thrown
3) Runners Left on Base
4) Conferences at the mound

[Edgy MD]

When three... rookies bat in order
That's what I said, now
Rookies... with RBI disorder
What's in their head, now?
One has... eyebrows that keep giving
Right on his head, now.
Whiffing... no way to make a living
That's what I said, now!!

(angry scat singing ensues)

[Edgy MD]

Sorry, though. I like watching Matsuzaka pitch.

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Sorry, though. I like watching Matsuzaka pitch.

Any Met pitcher who Ks my nemesis impresses me, if only for that moment.

Runs...

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

He's certainly helping this game's pace al;lkllkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


Yipes! Sorry, my arm falls asleep watching these tops-of-innings.

[Zvon]

Make believe its the first inning EYj.


There ya go.

[Edgy MD]

Let's see if Diekman can hold him.

[Zvon]

Bunt! WTF? Give him 2 to steal.

[Zvon]

Totally wasted EYj's lead off single. Both teams have left 11 on base so far.

[Guest d'Kong76]

This game kinda sucks

[Zvon]

How very fortunate that the Phils also suck at the plate tonight.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Satin needs to ride an elephant to Las Vegas.

[Guest themetfairy]

Look who's off the schneid -

[Frayed Knot]

Unlike the games on the recent road trip, tonight we definitely can NOT claim to be hitting in bad luck.
Aside from the 1st inning hits (and now this one here by Flores) most of the ABs have been a collection of weak grounders, lazy pop ups, and poorly timed Ks. It's really only because of the walks, some seeing-eye hits, and some Philly miscues that we've even had any chances.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Only takes one good swing at this deficit however.

[Frayed Knot]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Only takes one good swing at this deficit however.

Yeah, but the problem is that one good swing will bring this night's total to one.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Only takes one good swing at this deficit however.

a fucking hem

[Fman99]

Sugar Pants!

[Zvon]

Nice. Big hit Davey. Looked better hit that it was, I guess. Thought it was a goner.

2-2 Mets