SNY One Sentence Commercial Summaries, 2014

[Frayed Knot]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: From where I stand, it either makes you very particular, or not at all particular.

Either way, it beats FMan's thing for Flo the insurance lady.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?

I'd go for the voice actor cuz she sounded kinda hot. The puppet itself?...not so much. She couldn't do a proper shuffle shoe.

[Fman99]

Frayed Knot wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: From where I stand, it either makes you very particular, or not at all particular. Either way, it beats FMan's thing for Flo the insurance lady.

That's purely alcohol-induced. And, plus, fuck you. She's hot.

[Edgy MD]

Hoo-Yah!

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?

I thought it was just me.
Yeah, the voice is great. But, there's something in the way she moves ...

Later

[Frayed Knot]

MFS62 wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird? I thought it was just me. Yeah, the voice is great. But, there's something in the way she moves ...

Attracts me like no other puppet.

[TransMonk]

http://www.fxguide.com/quicktakes/how-the-mill-made-its-marionettes/

Some behind the scenes on those spots. The videos don't seem to work but plenty of text and stills.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yet another local car dealership employs receptionist/spokesmodel as "Jennifer" reps Queensboro Toyota but imo is no Lee's Toyota Cindy nor that other one

[Guest d'Kong76]

Selfie yourself, get a lot of airy bread for a year.

[Zvon]

Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Zvon wrote: Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer.

I would've gone with: "Mr. Big is apparently a referent-iable classic-rock song."

[Zvon]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer. I would've gone with: "Mr. Big is apparently a referent-iable classic-rock song."

OMG, I just saw the long version. THERE'S A LONG VERSION!!! OH LORD, WHY !!?? WHYYYYYY!?

[Guest d'Kong76]

We must save the Pepsi!

[Guest themetfairy]

Lame, creepy spoken lyrics to Lionel Richie songs go with Apple-Ritas.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Like my dramatic reading of "All Night Long?" Then you'll love our malt liquor designed to taste like an apple margarita!

OE: Dammit.

[Guest themetfairy]

Like my dramatic reading of "All Night Long?" Then you'll love our malt liquor designed to taste like an apple margarita! OE: Dammit.

That's ok - Great minds think alike

[Fman99]

Small boy watches incessant amount of animated program to the chagrin of his uncle, who suffers pangs of disappointment at his lack of program recording options.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Don't wing it, IT could happen?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Parents just don't understand comprehensive family disaster planning.

[Zvon]

Some guy who flies a lot learns every language known to man so he can communicate, leaving me to wonder what his native language was.

[Zvon]

Really drunk people can see right through cops.

[Lefty Specialist]

Oh girl, I'm just a Jeep Store for your love.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Some people need a mid-afternoon iced coffee; others need a mid-afternoon comic vibrator.

[Zvon]

The All-State Insurance bad guy in black is one sick fuck.

[Lefty Specialist]

Ya know, if my cooler of Pepsi floats down the river, I'm gonna let it go....

[Ceetar]

cute AT&T chick Lily *Milana Vayntrub* is a little quirky pitching the standard family cellphone plan like it's a deal.


also apparently gets nosebleeds in the desert.

[Guest themetfairy]

Pinocchio doesn't really think that you have potential.

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[Fman99]

Idiot stands atop escalator, shilling and being idiotic.

[Guest d'Kong76]

That emphysema commercial sucks.

[Guest Trachsel My Tears]

I'm Robert DeNiro and I've finally found the role I can't believably play, that of myself, as I read lines about fabulous NY off cue cards like I've just learned how to read in English this morning,