2011-2012 Parody Contest!

[TransMonk]

Ahh...so, best I can tell, we have the following quarter-final matchups:

soupcan vs. Edgy DC
ABNSeo vs. sharpie
JCL vs. TransMonk
LWFS vs. (Valadius vs. seawolf17)

It sounds like soupcan and Edgy are going to compete this week. Is there a second-round matchup going on for Valadius vs. seawolf17? If so, I don't recall it or see it on the board.

Lunchbucket - I don't see a way that I'll have anything ready before next week. Do you maybe want to go on Monday morning?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm gonna be away till Monday, so later next week is probably more realistic.

[TransMonk]

That's probably best for me too. We'll figure it out once you get back.

[Guest sharpie]

I'm thinking next week sometime, Seo. You?

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yah. After I shake off New Years, I'll be ready.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

/Concludes self-mani-pedi
//Sips chamomile-tini
///Continues watching 27 Dresses, instead of spitballing rhymes for "Oquendo"

[Ceetar]

not quite a parody but a baseball-themed song that made me laugh:

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can't hurt us anymore
And he'll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
He weren't the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis

The mafia said Shoeless Joe
You should really run this show
You should be the guy who owns baseball
And all you really gotta do
Is help us make a buck or two
We'll bet on the other team
You'll lose the game but make it seem
Like nothing could be further from the truth

Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls
And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye
And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten
There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the stands
Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands
And as if you hadn't guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Kenesaw said drop that glove
Or I swear by God above
I'll make you regret playing baseball
And Shoeless Joe looked up and saw
The silver rifle's gaping maw
And though no one had noticed yet
His underwear was getting wet
He peed himself in front of everyone

Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn't quite admit it
So he raised his middle finger up above the other four
And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet
And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun
And everybody in the stands knew that he had won
And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star
And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's
But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

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[Edgy MD]

Let's parody, people.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Yeah, you can't do any worse than me.

[seawolf17]

We haven't seen Val in weeks. I'll give him until the end of this week and then move on.

[ashie62]

seawolf17 wrote: We haven't seen Val in weeks. I'll give him until the end of this week and then move on.

Val is working hard in Congress.

[Valadius]

A veritable crusader for the people's business, I am.

I've been popping in every so often, but I didn't see myself in the draw anywhere. Did I get assigned subjects?

[seawolf17]

Valadius wrote: A veritable crusader for the people's business, I am. I've been popping in every so often, but I didn't see myself in the draw anywhere. Did I get assigned subjects?

Check the second post in the thread; take a couple of days and throw something together?

[Valadius]

Sure. I can cook something up by Friday.

[metirish]

Valadius wrote: A veritable crusader for the people's business, I am. I've been popping in every so often, but I didn't see myself in the draw anywhere. Did I get assigned subjects?

Ha!, and just like a politician he commits to something and then claims ignorance.....j/k

[ashie62]

Valadius wrote: Sure. I can cook something up by Friday.

Can you smell what the Valad is cookin!!

[nymr83]

Word to the wise: we aren't all old enough (or in-tune enough with older music) to guess your song... If you don't provide a youtube link, or just name the song so I can google it myself, I'm voting for the guy whose song I recognize auotmatically!

[A Boy Named Seo]

hey sharp, guess we gotta go sometime, hey. how's your sked lookin'? I got nothin at them moment, but could crank out an emergency parody pretty quickly, if need be.

[Guest sharpie]

I think I'll be ready by tomorrow.

[A Boy Named Seo]

OK, i'll try to be ready then.

[Edgy MD]

Gotta get Valadius/Seawolf off the ground.

[seawolf17]

Edgy DC wrote: Gotta get Valadius/Seawolf off the ground.

Going tomorrow at some point.

[A Boy Named Seo]

I wanna see all-time Win/Loss records for this contest. Does Elias have that shit?

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

We in the Losers Lounge are looking for some hot parody on parody action.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I will have something early next week. Would have it by today but left my half-finished stuff at home. Sorry.

[Guest sharpie]

I'm ready when you are, Seo. If you're not up by 5 EST today, it'll have to wait til Monday tho.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Crap. Had no shot today. Will go for Monday.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Transmonkey: I'm ready when you are.

[TransMonk]

I'm about 75% done with mine. Tomorrow morning sound OK?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

good with me. Post when you're ready.