IGT - Mets in the former Enron Field - 8/16

[Ceetar]

Jose Reyes � SS
Angel Pagan � LF
David Wright � 3B
Carlos Beltran � CF
Jeff Francoeur � RF
Mike Hessman � 1B
Henry Blanco � C
Luis Castillo � 2B
Jonathon Niese � LHP


Lefty starter for the Stros, so the Hessman part of the 1B platoon.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

It's Houston Hessman Homer night ... Guaranteed!

[ashie62]

Joe Price is pitching for the Mets

LETS!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Pearlman looks at today's lineup:

Player	Reminds One Of
Jose Reyes � SS	Ivan DeJesus
Angel Pagan � LF	Luis Polonia
David Wright � 3B	Chirs Sabo
Carlos Beltran � CF	Amos Otis
Jeff Francoeur � RF	Clint Hurdle
Mike Hessman � 1B	Howard Hessman
Henry Blanco � C	Buck Martinez
Luis Castillo � 2B	That Guy from That Commercial
Jonathon Niese � LHP	Joe Price

[seawolf17]

Way to leave out the "GO," everybody. What, we go on the road and we forgot how to do an IGT?

/overturns pregame spread

You gotta be kidding me with this shit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

That failure is mine and mine alone.

Try again.

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[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

(... to Cooters for a postgame drink! What can go wrong?)

[Fman99]

[bmfc1]

I'm not a big F. Martinez fan but why isn't he playing instead of Francoeur? Is there anything about Francoeur that we don't know? Let's see what Fernando can do.

[Zvon]

This seasons schedule has been the strangest I've ever seen.
I usually don't pay much attention to that kind of thing but this season the fact keeps hitting me over the head.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm OK with Francoeur playing against lefties and only lefties until September.

[Zvon]

It's Houston Hessman Homer night ... Guaranteed![/quote:2e0ugyf7]
lol.
My freakin heart will fail from excitement bro.
I'm still not over the last called one yet.

[Zvon]

Nice work Niese.
Gets out of the 1st and 3rd pickle in the 2nd.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

whammo

[Zvon]

Blammobeltano

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Astros hitting the ball pretty hard off Niese tonite

[Zvon]

Wright playing a fine 3rd base with a few sparkling plays so far tonight.
Me likey.

[seawolf17]

Astros hitting the ball pretty hard off Niese tonite[/quote:9wxl5y57]
Weird, because Joe Price was an Astro-killer.

[Frayed Knot]

Hey lookie here, another opponent run after two-out/nobody on.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Flerg. Chris Johnson ain't bad, is he?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Good time for Hess to make good on your promise, 'Bucket.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Is it weird that I kinda root for Francoeur to bunt?

[Zvon]

Flerg. Chris Johnson ain't bad, is he?[/quote:3bl325ny]

He's hotter than your gold star belt buckle. *ssssst

[Guest Edgy DC]

Good time for Hess to make good on your promise, 'Bucket.[/quote:jtiao3f0]
Almost, Brother Hessman.

[Zvon]

DAMN!
I would have crapped your pants JCL, lol.

[Zvon]

DAMN!
I would have crapped your pants JCL, lol.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hessman's bat perpetually has, like, 98% of the funds necessary to cash JCL's verbal checks.

Flerg. Chris Johnson ain't bad, is he?[/quote:3jepiozs]

He's hotter than your gold star belt buckle. *ssssst[/quote:3jepiozs]

Obliged.

[Fman99]

More painful to watch: The Mets batting? Or watching your own parents copulate?

Discuss.

[Guest themetfairy]

More painful to watch: The Mets batting? Or watching your own parents copulate?

Discuss.[/quote:33fcxdsn]

Ewwwww.................

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

More painful to watch: The Mets batting? Or watching your own parents copulate?

Discuss.[/quote:4j416bja]

At least Mom and Dad have a shot at producing something from all the swinging and grunting.