Evocative Names in Your Pack o' Cards: 90s Edition

[Guest Edgy DC]

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[seawolf17]

[TransMonk]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

After yesterday's Wallyness, I'm inclined to believe that everything out of the Wolf is bullspit. You can't just make up players, man.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I don't get busting this up into decades.

[Willets Point]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Is it me, or does it seem like the baseball '90s suddenly got a lot less silly, name-wise?

[Guest Edgy DC]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I don't get busting this up into decades.

Yeah, I just figured the names you read at 10 are the funniest ones. So your favorite names aren't this guy's or that guy's, so we divide it up because... well, no good reason, actually.

[seawolf17]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: After yesterday's Wallyness, I'm inclined to believe that everything out of the Wolf is bullspit. You can't just make up players, man.

Never!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Is it me, or does it seem like the baseball '90s suddenly got a lot less silly, name-wise?

Seriously?

[G-Fafif]

The recently deceased Oscar Azocar -- who, unlike fellow MFY legends Bob Sheppard and George Steinbrenner, doesn't get a patch.

[seawolf17]

Oscar Azocar died? Had no idea. The man surely did love his bat.

[G-Fafif]

seawolf17 wrote: Oscar Azocar died? Had no idea. The man surely did love his bat.

Sad but true, Just over a month ago.

[G-Fafif]

William Van Landingham.
F.P. Santangelo.
Quinton McCracken.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Emily Bront� pushed hard to get this guy the 1995 Rolaids Relief Man of the Year Award.

[seawolf17]

Yeah, but she was the Wally Matthews of her time when it came to the Phillies. Every column came back to Von Hayes and how fucking awesome he was.

[TransMonk]

[DocTee]

Damn. That 'spos uni was a thing of beauty.