Baywatch: High Tide Early, Low Tide Late

[G-Fafif]

Entering Monday night, Jason Bay by game-third:

Innings 1-3: .343/.410/.529
Innings 4-6: .227/.342/.412
Innings 7-9: .265/.351/.398

Monday night:

Innings 1-3: RBI single with two on, two out; groundout with one on, two out
Innings 4-6: flyout with one on, one out
Innings 7-9: lineout with nobody on, nobody out; flyout with one on, two out

[Guest Edgy DC]

He should start the All Star game.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Can we rename this thread "Baywatch"

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Perhaps the Canuck should have a regular mid-game snack? Like kettle corn, or Snickers, or

? (It's got electrolytes.)



Kinda want to see splits of the Pitch Type/Plate Discipline information at Fangraphs now. (On the season/irrespective of inning, he's basically swinging a lot more at everything, but making more contact with everything... and not whacking fastballs like he normally does/did.)

[MFS62]

The Second Spitter wrote: Can we rename this thread "Baywatch"

Why? Would you expect to see some rescues?

Later

[Guest The Second Spitter]

No so we can post photos thus:

[Zvon]

Can we rename this thread "Baywatch"

No so we can post photos thus:

dude, your brilliant.

[Willets Point]

Posting Baywatch photos is a double-edged sword:

[Zvon]

Oh yea, he went......there?

[Benjamin Grimm]

That's a new one on me: a guy posing as his own erection.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The animation is very White Stripes.

Seven-Inches Army?

[Willets Point]

The Hasselhoff Recursion has been floating around the internets for many years.

[metirish]

If Germany wins the WC the Hoff says he will run through the Brandenburg Gate wearing that number.