IGT 7/3/10 NYM @ WAS: Strasurday in Nats Park

[Guest Edgy DC]

I don't understand anything, I think.

[DocTee]

Looks like Jerry has replaced Nightly Nieve with Perpetual Parnell.

[Zvon]

I don't understand anything, I think.[/quote:3t2gixmj]
I try not to think.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I don't understand why Cora was playing Adam Kennedy to pull against a dude who throws 97.

But I think I understand you, and from where you're coming.

So that's one thing I got.

So I win!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Why does he have a limit keeping Parnell from pitching more than one inning, but has no compunctions about pitching him every day? GUH!

Because --- and this is so obvious it's terribly infuriating --- avoiding extended appearances leads to frequent appearances.

One is the natural extension of the other. The corollary.

Howie and Wayne are going on about the quixotic search for an "eighth inning guy" right now.

Hey, Howie! Wayne! Shut up! It's not that we can't find one. It's that we've had a half dozen and Jerry takes turns pitching them into ineffectiveness.

[Zvon]

In the year 2047, Gilette will introduce the 29 blade extra smoother than skin itself razor.

(^Thats what happens when I think^)

[Guest Edgy DC]

In the year 2047, Gilette will introduce the 29 blade extra smoother than skin itself razor.

(^Thats what happens when I think^)

[Zvon]

In the year 2047, Gilette will introduce the 29 blade extra smoother than skin itself razor.

(^Thats what happens when I think^)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

FOX showing teeming masses of people leaving a 5-3 game in the top of the 9th.

Is Colt Brennan hanging out in the parking lot or something?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Also, when did Capps get so... Broxtonian?

[Zvon]

FOX showing teeming masses of people leaving a 5-3 game in the top of the 9th.

Is Colt Brennan hanging out in the parking lot or something?[/quote:2uflmtk0]

All I could think was, and this is why I try not to think,....:
"my, it's a beautiful day down there and look at those asses."

[Zvon]

Okay, hold on to.....something. Or someone even.
Whatever you got......hold on to it.

I better hit the bathroom before this inning starts.

[Zvon]

[Zvon]

oy

[Zvon]

[DocTee]

I hat this fat-faced fucker and his fucking goggles.

[metirish]

Fuck you Frankie

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Damn him.

[metirish]

Fuck you Frankie

[DocTee]

Motherfather.

At a loss for words.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Why is it that "closers" never come out of the game until they've either gotten the save or blown the game?

It was clear that Frankie didn't have it. I would have brought in Feliciano to pitch to Dunn.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Worst loss of the year.

[batmagadanleadoff]

I wonder if Jerry'll blame it on the eighth inning guy?

[Zvon]

I wonder if Jerry'll blame it on the eighth inning guy?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Just seems like we've had a lot of walk-off losses lately. The hell with Cliff Lee. Maybe they need to trade for bullpen help. Maybe start working Ollie into that role.

Because this sure isn't working.

[G-Fafif]

And fuck the assholes who left early. They probably don't remember being at a baseball game today.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Why is it that "closers" never come out of the game until they've either gotten the save or blown the game?

It was clear that Frankie didn't have it. I would have brought in Feliciano to pitch to Dunn.[/quote:2n5hy9ad]

Because how's K-Rod supposed to get the Save or Win that he's entitled to get if he gets pulled?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

I hope Dickey is waiting in the clubhouse with a crow bar to give Frankie the BEATING he deserves.

[G-Fafif]

I hope Dickey is waiting in the clubhouse with a crow bar to give Frankie the BEATING he deserves.[/quote:30ulwnrs]

It wouldn't be as satisfying as the one he had given Strasburg.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

And fuck the assholes who left early. They probably don't remember being at a baseball game today.[/quote:2vj0m7yh]

Maybe Washingtonians were working tomorrow....