My Girlfriend

[Guest Edgy DC]

Pirates are 2-0. Garrett Jones has three homers.

Stalk your girlfriends in this thread.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Teams, or players?

I like Nolasco lots. I just don't like that bunch with whom he's spending time these days.

Ubaldo, too.

[MFS62]

I'd love to.
But Tiger Woods is also stalking her, and there are too many cameras around.

Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

[metirish]

I hope she's pitching for us tonight...a bit more appealing that Niese.

[ashie62]

I think it moved

[G-Fafif]

Benjamin Grimm wrote:

She's probably somebody's niece.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Or maybe she has a niece, and she's making a bear, stuffed with vagina-cotton, as a gift.

[G-Fafif]

Well, she's no Jonathon Niese, but if he pitches a beauty, that won't be a compliment toward her.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Maybe she's out of tampons.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Such a hijack.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If I were her sister's husband, I'd have to confiscate said gift. Because vaginal cotton is, um, a pretty significant allergen, is what I'm saying there, about that. Ahem.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Edgy DC wrote: Such a hijack.

I know, and I'm sorry. But if I'm going to have an imaginary girlfriend, I don't think it's going to be the Pittsburgh Pirates.

[seawolf17]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Such a hijack. I know, and I'm sorry. But if I'm going to have an imaginary girlfriend, I don't think it's going to be the Pittsburgh Pirates.

[Centerfield]

Alyssa is nice, and would normally be the hottest chick in most threads. But when Megan is around...

[G-Fafif]

Garrett Jones called and said he approves of the hijack.