The license plates read GLUE GUN

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Snooze reports Elmer Dessens' Range Rover was stolen after leaving it with a hotel valet near CitiField.

Alternative one-liner/headline: Have you looked behind the Pepsi Porch?

[metirish]

Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover

[Benjamin Grimm]

Imagine if we had a baseball star named "Stephen America"?

He'd be showered with pink hubcaps every Fourth of July!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I mean, it's right across the street; the bullpen gate's right there. Personally checking the local businesses should take less time than grabbing elote upstairs.

[metirish]

The one time Elmer gets in a game and his ride is stolen.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover

[HahnSolo]

A "hotel valet" near Citi Field?

Don't they have player parking?

And what hotel are we talking about?

[Guest Edgy DC]

[stevejrogers]

A "hotel valet" near Citi Field?

Don't they have player parking?

And what hotel are we talking about?[/quote:1s24cesi]

I'd presume the Holiday Inn that is across the street from Citi Field. Same place that housed Bobby V's Queens location, and the same hotel as the Burgos incident last year.

[Centerfield]

Irish soccer star Stephen Ireland has a novel way of making sure no one would want to steal his Range Rover

[metirish]

Stephen is a real catch(seriously he's a pratt)

[Met Hunter]

It's the same hotel as the Tarasco/Corey incident as well. They also found a body in a shopping cart a few years back.