Make Up That Tabloid Headline

[metirish]

CEMETERY POLKA FOR GREEN
Dallas berates family of dead man

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: Mets former manager takes job driving for funerals

BRING HOWE-T YOUR DEAD
Art lights up the morgue with new job

[Guest Mendoza Line]

WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARSE

Ouch.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Mendoza Line wrote: WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARSE Ouch.

Outstanding!

[Guest Mendoza Line]

Braves reliever hit hard again as Mets win second in row

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Mendoza Line wrote: WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARSE Ouch.

Ding!
Your turn!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Mendoza Line wrote: WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARSE Ouch.

Damn good!

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Mendoza Line wrote: Braves reliever hit hard again as Mets win second in row

OH, MAN! NOT AGAIN!
Braves Bullpen Blows up

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

MANNY'S MELTDOWN
Pen Arm Acostas Atlanta Another game

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

BUENO ES MALO
Francisley's Foul

[Guest Mendoza Line]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: OH, MAN! NOT AGAIN! Braves Bullpen Blows up

We have a winner!

I was actually thinking "BAD OHMAN". But same basic theme here.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Mets' prospect sidelined with digestive pains

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

I'm gonna be gone the rest of the night, I was looking for anything to do with FARTINEZ, cuz that never gets old. Someone else take the reins.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Edit- double post

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

edit- inexplicable triple post. Yikes!

[Guest AG/DC]

He's gonna be gone the rest of the night, He was looking for anything to do with FARTINEZ, cuz that never gets old. Someone else take the reins.

[batmagadanleadoff]

="AG/DC"]Someone else take the reins.

Will do. Here goes:

Ex-Met set to star in Hollywood remake of WWII flick.

[TransMonk]

Mora! Mora! Mora!

Would the Vietnam version be Bamberger Hill?

[batmagadanleadoff]

="TransMonk"]Mora! Mora! Mora! Would the Vietnam version be Bamberger Hill?

I can't believe you got that. That's the exact same headline I was thinking about.

You go!

[TransMonk]

Yankee outfielder retires to pursue pig farming.

[metirish]

="TransMonk"]Yankee outfielder retires to pursue pig farming.

ABREU OINKS G,BYE
Bobby to build pig pen
worried about fences

[batmagadanleadoff]

="TransMonk"]Yankee outfielder retires to pursue pig farming.

Hey! This is a Met forum. What gives?

[TransMonk]

I was thinking MAT-SOOEY!, but I suck at this stuff...run with it, Irish.

[metirish]

A contrite Carter shows up in SNY booth

[metirish]

I think I killed this ,

Someone else take it.

[Guest AG/DC]

="metirish"]A contrite Carter shows up in SNY booth

GARY CARTER, STILL
ANGLING FOR OWN
INTERESTS, TRIES
NEW APPROACH
or
SNY DON'T YOU
JUST SHUT UP?

[seawolf17]

I was trying for something with two Garys, but it just wasn't happening.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

NO KIDDING
Carter Says Sorry for Amazin' Gaffe

[metirish]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]NO KIDDING Carter Says Sorry for Amazin' Gaffe

Over to you Bucket.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Murphy and Evans caught making out in shower