IGT 5/18/08 - Mets at MFYs

[Fman99]

You gotta love a national television ass-pounding of the stupid Yankees.

[Elster88]

seawolf17 wrote: I want to win this game like 14-2, because I want to hear Joe Morgan cry on live television.

Including Delgado's home run we're at 13 now.

[metirish]

AG/DC wrote: Can we call this the woodiest game ever?

Oh yeah baby ,


Morgan I think lost his wood a few innings ago.

[Guest AG/DC]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: ="seawolf17"]I want to win this game like 14-2, because I want to hear Joe Morgan cry on live television. Bad ass! But the thing is, Morgan would praise Jeter for preventing them from scoring 15.

Praise Blue.

[bmfc1]

Great one Zvon!

[metirish]

Is Rogers at this game?

Steve will not be best pleased if he is.

[Guest AG/DC]

Oehlendorf: 0.1 IP, 3 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 1 HR, 1 InR, 1 InRS.

Ouch.

[bmfc1]

I guess Willie wants Ollie to pitch the 8th to save the pen for the DH on Tuesday.

[Zvon]

metirish wrote: Is Rogers at this game? Steve will not be best pleased if he is.

Thought I saw him poke his head in here earlier.

[Elster88]

Now that's a shortstop.

[seawolf17]

Why is Peter Gammons purple?

[Guest AG/DC]

Lefties vs. Perez: 1-13.

[Elster88]

Gammons reporting that White Daddy says that Pedro's going to throw 5 innings, 80 pitc.hes and that Pedro will be back before July.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Nice play, Jose!!!

[Elster88]

Fuck it let him pitch the ninth.

[seawolf17]

"One thing about Pedro is that he knows how to pitch, Jon."

(sigh)

[Guest AG/DC]

AG/DC wrote: Lefties vs. Perez: 1-13.

1-14.

[Elster88]

Can someone explain why Perez is getting pulled in the middle of an inning?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Ha! Look at all the empty seats!

I'd be loving every nano-second of that game, not leaving my seat!

[metirish]

seawolf17 wrote: Why is Peter Gammons purple?

It's the embalming fluid.

[Guest AG/DC]

Gotta get Smitty in there. If I've seen Jeter hit a nine-run homer once, I've seen it a thousand times.

[seawolf17]

You know they're going to come back from commercial with some hoo-hah about how Jeter's so clutch that you have to bring in the righty so he doesn't start a rally.

edit: I'm Keith Hernandez!

[Zvon]

metirish wrote: ="AG/DC"]Can we call this the woodiest game ever? Oh yeah baby , Morgan I think lost his wood a few innings ago.

I got wood earlier from Theoldmoles KaBOOM.

[Elster88]

Whenever Jeter watches a ball go by I think of Batting Stances Guy.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

They spend five innings telling how they blew the call, now they're saying how difficult it was, and the ball "skimmed" the pole? It bleeping CLANKED off the thing!

[Guest themetfairy]

It's not that Delgado made a nice scoop. It's that he has a big glove.

Whatever....

[seawolf17]

"That glove should be illegal, Jon. Derek Jeter should be safe on that play."

[metirish]

WTF is Morgan talking about?

[Guest AG/DC]

seawolf17 wrote: "That glove should be illegal, Jon. Derek Jeter should be safe on that play."

OK, now you're making shit up, right?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Did a single word of that Jeter/Reyes football thing make any sense?