Umpty Dumpty Quiz

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Match the umpire to his photo below. To avoid a lengthy guessing game, please submit one completed test, and the winner will be the one with the top % score (see also below tiebreaker):

(edited to remove superflous umpire O)

1. Lance Barksdale
2. Laz Diaz
3. Ed Hickox
4. Bob Davidson
5. Jerry lane
6. Alfonzo Marquez
7. Tim Tschida
8. Brian O'Nora
9. Gary Darling
10. Brian Runge
11. Jim Joyce
12. Ted Barrett
13. CB Bucknor
14. Angel Hernandez
15. Chuck Meriwether


A)



C)

D)

E)

F)

G)

H)

I)

J)

K)

L)

M)

N)

P)
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Tiebreaker: Who is pictured below: Bill Welke or Tim Welke?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Hard.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fun.

Give it a shot

[HahnSolo]

CB Bucknor (13) is N.

That's all I got.

[edit: Sorry, didn't read the rules. It's still all I got]

[metirish]

1. Lance Barksdale - ............I

2. Laz Diaz............... B

3. Ed Hickox...............A

4. Bob Davidson............ L

5. Jerry lane..................E

6. Alfonzo Marquez............ J

7. Tim Tschida -..........H

8. Brian O'Nora................. K

9. Gary Darling.................M

10. Brian Runge...................... G

11. Jim Joyce............................. F

12. Ted Barrett................. D

13. CB Bucknor................. N

14. Angel Hernandez........ C

15. Chuck Meriwether .............P


Tie - Time Welke

[TransMonk]

1 G
2 B
3 I
4 A
5 F
6 J
7 M
8 L
9 D
10 H
11 K
12 E
13 N
14 C
15 P

Bill

[Vic Sage]

A)

Uncle Fester



Captain Sisko

C)

Steve Garvey

D)

William H. Macy

E)

the kid who played the banjo in "Deliverence"

F)

Paul Sorvino

G)

Jack Nicholson in "Anger Management"

H)

that guy in college who dealt coke

I)

David Hyde Pierce

J)

the bastard love child of Alberto Gonzalez and Dumbo

K)

Wilford Brimley

L)

Robert Duvall, after having his neck surgically removed.

M)

Keith Hernandez's demented brother

N)

Urkel, after chemo

P)

Phillip clarke Duncan, after chemo

[Guest Edgy DC]

John Wayne Gacy.

Well done.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Take the quiz you wusses.

[Centerfield]

1. Lance Barksdale - P
2. Laz Diaz - B
3. Ed Hickox
4. Bob Davidson
5. Jerry lane
6. Alfonzo Marquez - J
7. Tim Tschida - M
8. Brian O'Nora
9. Gary Darling
10. Brian Runge
11. Jim Joyce
12. Ted Barrett
13. CB Bucknor - N
14. Angel Hernandez - C
15. Chuck Meriwether

The rest would just be random guesses.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Geez, I didn't even know umpires had faces.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'd give CF a 100 but he failed to answer the Extra Credit Question, so he gets a zero.

Metirish with 6/15 (40%), leaving Transmonk the winner, getting 11 of 15 correct (73%), including the (needless) tiebreaker: It was Bill.

Thanks for not playing!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Vic Sage, you are sick! Sick!

I love it!

[Vic Sage]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]I'd give CF a 100 but he failed to answer the Extra Credit Question, so he gets a zero. Metirish with 6/15 (40%), leaving Transmonk the winner, getting 11 of 15 correct (73%), including the (needless) tiebreaker: It was Bill. Thanks for not playing!

hey, i played. Just cuz you didn't like my answers, that's no reason to get snippy. And besides, I think i should've gotten some points for originality.