IGT: MetsNats #1 9/17

[Valadius]

And here comes Mr. Jacket.

[Valadius]

Lawrence just collapsed in on himself.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Yancy -"They're playing like a team on the verge of a historic collapse."

Elster86 - "Trying to take cleonjones' role?"

No, Yancy is just disatisfied with the Mets sloppy play recently. If he were trying to be cleon he would need to have an analcolobotomy.*


*A seldom performed procedure in which half the patient's brain is removed and the remainder is placed in their colon. This procedure generally results in a jackass with a shitty outlook.

[Zvon]

Lawrence getting smacked around quite a bit in the 4th.

[Zvon]

And our long man will have a job to do.

[Valadius]

LOL @ Fick.

[Gwreck]

Glad to see there's a team out there than can play even sloppier than we can.

[Zvon]

Valadius wrote: LOL @ Fick.

The 'ol Fick pick.

[Zvon]

4

[Valadius]

You didn't see it, Z. Fick fell down trying to get back to third.

[Valadius]

Here's a mouthful - Albaladejo.

[Zvon]

Such details make me

Ryan Howard just went yard in St Loo.
1-0 Phils.

[Valadius]

David faces Mr. Mouthful.

[Zvon]

Still 4-4 Mets.

Chipper Jones is 3 fer 3 over there in Atlanta, and has taken over the NL lead in batting average.

This will be a nice battle between him and that pesky Chase Utley for the batting crown.

The last NL 2nd baseman to win a batting title was Jackie Robinson.

Who was the last 2nd baseman in MLB to take the trophy?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Just getting here.

Brian Lawrence = not a good pitcher.

Would have liked to have seen Humber get this start.

[Valadius]

Rod Carew, gotta be.

Oh goddammit!!!!!

[Valadius]

Can we seriously blow up this bullpen, aside from Wagner, Heilman, and Feliciano?

[Zvon]

Valadius wrote: Rod Carew, gotta be. Oh goddammit!!!!!

DING!
We have a winner.

Nats have taken a 5-4 lead on our long man, and they might do worse damage.
A Kearns double puts runners at 2nd and 3rd.
2 out.

[Willets Point]

So much for the no-hitter.

[Valadius]

I. Want. HUMBER.

[Zvon]

Sele walks Belliard.

Phils get a bad break in St. Loo, as Utley doubles with Rollins on the move from 1st before the pitch.

But the ball bounced over the wall and its a grounds rule double, and Rollins, who was crossing the plate, is sent back to third.
The Phils phail to plate that run as the Cardinals get Burrell to pop out for the 3rd out of the inning.

[Zvon]

Schoeneweis comes on and does the job!

Ks Batista who was pinch hitting for Fick.

5-4 Nats

Coulda been way worse.

[Zvon]

Just got a phone call...HAHAHAHA!

Mr. Met is at this moment appearing on NBC's Deal Or No Deal.

Lets make this Alou hit count for something guys.
Bring him around.

[Zvon]

UGH!

2 on, 1 out...you hope we will plate at least one..
Lo Duca lines into a DP.

Lined to third, they get Alou off second.

[Zvon]

...AND Aaron Rowand smacks a 2 run bomb that would have been gone in any ballpark. Phils have a 3-0 lead in the 4th.

[metirish]

How many ways can we lose this game...holy fuck..

[Valadius]

WHERE IS OUR DEFENSE?!?!?!?!?!?

[Zvon]

As Wright and Schoeneweis make errors, Rollins smacks one out.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

This team makes me want to puke.

[Zvon]

Maybe the boys are literally watching the scoreboard while on the field.

7-4 Nationals.


6-0 Phillies.