Let's Start a Club

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Hi old pals, I'm Todd Pratt. I'm here to talk about current Met Billy Wagner. Besides being Mets, he and I have something else in common. Isn't that right, Billy?"

"That's right Todd. We should start a club."

"Great idea, Billy. Who else could join?"

"How about my good friend... Darryl Hamilton?!"

"Wow! Sure!"

"Thanks fellas. But what do we three have in common --- besides our Metly glory --- that would make us a club?

[stevejrogers]

Never mind.

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Oh, something more interesting than that, right Billy?"

"That's sure is true, Todd. Of course, fungus on my foot is more interesting, heh heh."

"Heh, heh."

"I know! Let's invite Willard Hunter to join!"

"Gosh, guys! I'm honored you thought of me! But it's true. I have the same thing in common with you guys that you have with each other."

[Guest Edgy DC]

Rogers, you dicked me.

[Willets Point]

I think you've been Rogered, old boy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Indeed.

[Centerfield]

Other than having never been in my kitchen I've got nothing.

[Guest Edgy DC]

"You don't know this, Centerfield, but Darryl Hamilton has been in your kitchen."

"Maybe our club should have an Ohio Chapter. David Wright could start it."

"Consider it done. I've already invited my boy Jeff Kent to join."

"@ # $ % !!"

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Of all the members of the club, Todd Pratt looks happiest to be in it.

[Centerfield]

"In Indiana, it's well known that Centerfield is dumb."

[Willets Point]

If it's what I'm thinking I'm not sure how David Wright qualifies. Or what Ohio has to do with it. I would think Pennsylvania or Connecticut would be more likely to have chapters.

[Centerfield]

Same way Jeff Kent does.

[Willets Point]

Then he would be Davidd Wright.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Centerfield smells something.

Hank Webb and Tom Parsons are also members of the New York Chapter.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

We're all named after colleges!

[Centerfield]

Do you have to be a Met?

Whatever, we can start our own club. You want in Cal?

Technically, I don't qualify...

On Edit: Damn.

[Willets Point]

So the whole double letters in the first name was just a wild coincidence.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Good show. I was sticking to New York Colleges, but went to the Ohio Chapter rather than introduce obscurer spots like Neil Allen School of Brooklyn and Grant Roberts Wesleyan College. I should have given you Webb and Parsons though.

No non-Mets allowed.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

]No non-Mets allowed.

Damn!

[Willets Point]

I'm in multiple chapters across the country.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Twenty-deuce is a very collegiate number.

[stevejrogers]

Hey do I count? I cover the Mets at MLB.com

[stevejrogers]

I may be small, but I still represent in Virginia!