IGT 6/27/06 - Mets at Red Sox

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Why didn't he slide?

[seawolf17]

SHIT.

[seawolf17]

Why'd he send him? Bad call. I know he's fast, but you gotta hold him with one out.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Dumb plays all over the place tonight.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Just a bruised rib. I'm going to repeat that over and over to myself.

But damn was Acta overcahnfident in Reyes' speed.

[A Boy Named Seo]

There's a lot of really ugly half-swings against Lester tonight.

Awful news about Gammons. I hope he gets okay and gets there quickly. I always liked his stuff and dug how he'd drop cool alt-rock references in his pieces.

Gammo jammin' with Buffalo Tom:

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Loaded for Wright vs. a tired left-hander. Won't get much better for us, situation-wise.

[seawolf17]

COME ON, DAVID.

[seawolf17]

Frig.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Fuckshitshitshitfuckcock****motherfuckerbastrardshitfuck

[TransMonk]

Ahh..fah the love ah...

Wright K's...going to the bahtom of the 5th...5-2 Bahston.

[Elster88]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: That's awful news about Gammons.

Agreed. A good guy.

[Gwreck]

This is a really fucking ugly game.

Nady.
Milledge.
Soler.
Wright.

FUCK!

[TransMonk]

The hits just keep on coming.

Mike Lowell goes yahd off the Coke bottles.

6-2 Sawks.

[Gwreck]

Mr. Randolph to the yellow courtesy phone.

Paging Mr. Randolph.

GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

This has officially become the worst game of the year.

For posterity:
Milledge falls down on a routine fly ball, two runs score.

Milledge pussies his way on base by taking a ball off the armor. Reyes hits into a couldabeen DP, only to reach base on a failed transfer, only to break his back two batters later after getting foolishly sent home and sliding terribly. Wright later whiffs with the bags juiced and two outs against a cocky rookie's 150th pitch, and Soler comes out to summarily allow 3 runs, the last two on a ball that landed somewhere in New Hampshire.

Bugglyfuckscumbag

[Guest Edgy DC]

If we had Jeter, he could will us back into the game.

[TransMonk]

Let's see how good we can make Julian Tavarez look.

[Guest Edgy DC]

He just entered the game. Why is his hat filthy?

[TransMonk]

Sitdown Big Pap...you're good at it.

[Guest Edgy DC]

No. Among the indignities tonight, you are not taking Jose's hotness.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Car-blam-os.

[Guest Edgy DC]

We Ka-call that Ka-Boom, Ka-Julian.

[TransMonk]

Cahlos goes KAHBOOM!

Nah, the athah one.

8-3 Sawks in the 7th.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Heath Bell: Stoppah.

[Guest Edgy DC]

And a guy we might need more of, depending on how well your boyfriend bounces back.

[Guest Edgy DC]

X-Man: Monster Masher.

[Gwreck]

Edgy DC wrote: X-Man: Monster Masher.

That was Marerro, pinch-hitting.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I suppose Xy was hurting after that HBP.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Pay attention, Edgy.