How old is Julio Franco?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Reviving the home-comedian thread, your answers please:

Julio Franco is so old ...

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Julio Franco is so old, Topps needs to issue two baseball cards just to list his stats!

(buh-dum-crash!) thank you...

[nymr83]

julio franco is so old that we needed to start a sepearte thread for discussing it when there is already a julio franco thread....

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

He's so old he turns unfunny people into unfunny thread cops.

[metirish]

Julio Franco is so old he fought in the US-Mexican War of 1846 -1848.

[Guest Hillbilly]

Julio Franco is so old that his highlight reel is in blank & white.

Julio Franco is so old that I have his autograph and it is chiseled into a stone tablet.

Julio Franco is so old that his statistics are listed in roman numerals.

[Guest KC]

Holy Crap

[Guest Edgy DC]

Been a long time, Billy Hill.

Nice work.

[metirish]

WOW what a first post from Hillbilly...welcome

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Welcome back Hillbilly!

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm wouldn't say Julio Franco is old, but I checked his bio. His favorite films are The Sneeze and Man with Garden Hose.

[metirish]

Julio Franco is so old he lost money in the crash of 1929.

[MFS62]

Nobody knows. They'll have to carbon-date him to find out.

Later

[Guest Hillbilly]

Thanks all. Nice to be back. This quality thread topic lured me in.

Is this avatar an expectable size?

Oh and he’s so old that he once lost his position to a rookie named shoeless Joe Jackson.

[Theoldmole]

Julio made news when he was traded from the St. Louis Browns to the Boston Braves.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Julio Franco is so old, he remembers the last time Hillbilly showed up.

[G-Fafif]

Julio Franco is so old that when he heard the Mets would open against Washington, he studied his scouting report on Walter Johnson.

Julio Franco is so old that when he heard the Mets would be going to RFK, he said, "count me out, I'm sticking with LBJ."

Julio Franco is so old that when he was found out the Mets would be heading west on their next road trip, he told his teammates he'd meet them at Pennsylvania Station for the overnighter to St. Louie.

Julio Franco is so old that when asked what he thinks of Wright, he replied, "he's good, but I'm not so keen on his brother Orville."

Julio Franco is so old that he played with a guy managed by Casey Stengel who in turn was managed by John McGraw who played in the 1890s.

Oh wait, that one is true.

[Guest Iubitul]

Julio Franco is so old, his son Frank was Caudillo de España por la gracia de Dios for 36 years....

and he is still dead...

[DocTee]

Julio Franco is so old his rookie card is a daguerrotype

[Valadius]

Julio Franco is so old, when asked about the pope, he said, "Pope Pius has been good to me."

[Frayed Knot]

Julio is so old that;



- he was in High School during the Johnson administration ... ANDREW!






- he studied Lincoln in school like most kids, but instead of in History class he did so during Current Events







- his favorite TV show was 'My Mother the Horse-Drawn Carriage'







- he remembers when the Grand Canyon was merely good







- his Social Security Number is 4

[Guest SI Metman]

Julio Franco is so old that he swung at rocks until Abner Doubleday invented baseball.

Julio Franco is so old that he got his middle name Cesar before Caesar ruled Rome.

[Valadius]

Julio Franco is so old he remembers the Alamo.

[Guest abogdan]

Julio Franco is so old that his bus pass was written in hieroglyphics.

Julio Franco is so old that he walked into an antiques shop and they kept him.

Julio Franco is so old that he owes Jesus a nickel.

Julio Franco is so old that when he was born the Dead Sea was just a little sick.

[Guest sayvanderlay]

Julio Franco is so old, the Dodgers were playing in Brooklyn when he was conceived.

[nymr83]

welcome aboard! do you work for Vanderlay Industries?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Julio Franco is so old that he sometimes refers to baseball as "rounders."

Julio Franco is so old that he calls Ralph Kiner "kid."

[seawolf17]

Julio Franco is so old, he was the DJ at... BLANK.

[Guest Iubitul]

="seawolf17"]Julio Franco is so old, he was the DJ at... BLANK.

The Last Supper...

[seawolf17]