Mojo-Enhancing, Slump-Busting, Must-Win Gay Dame IGT 6-16

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

We just hafta win today.

Do your part and add a picture of a guy or girl wearing an expression that says: I AM DESPERATE FOR VICTORY.

Like this guy. He wants to win:

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Here's a tip: If you're at work, you might want to think twice before doing a Google image search on "desperate." Even with "Moderate Safe Search On." (I can imagine what I'd have seen if it was off.)

Anyway, here's a picture I can safely share. It's of "Desperate Don."

[Guest Edgy DC]

Desperate Lineup:

1) Bugs Bunny, cf
2) Bugs Bunny, 2b
3) Bugs Bunny, 1b
4) Bugs Bunny, rf
5) Bugs Bunny, lf
6) Bugs Bunny, 3b
7) Bugs Bunny, c
8) Bugs Bunny, ss
9) Bugs Bunny, p

It's desperate and all, but Bugs doesn't do the DH thing.

To judge from the google images, you'd think "desperate" was an exact synonym for "horny woman."

[metirish]

on page 10 of my google search I find this guy who really wants the Mets to spank the A's today...

[Willets Point]

We...Must...Win!!!

[Guest Edgy DC]

This day has always been desperate for Leopold Bloom

[Theoldmole]

[Guest rpackrat]

[Guest rpackrat]

[Willets Point]

We destroyed the Ring...we can win this game.

[Guest holychicken]

WE CAN DO IT!!!!

[Guest holychicken]

"we must stop playing like flabby girly-men and reach our full pump-tential!"

[Guest holychicken]

Looks like Wright is in the 2 hole today. . .

[Vic Sage]

wright 2nd?

its about freakin' time!
WWSB may actually have bought a clue...

[Guest Edgy DC]

About time.

The Metly 1) Reyes, ss 2) Wright, 3b 3) Beltran, cf 4) Floyd, lf 5) Piazza, dh 6) Daubach, 1b 7) Diaz, rf 8) Castro, c 9) Matsui, 2b Benson, p

=yellow]The Athletic 1) Kendall, c 2) Kotsay, cf 3) Krosby, ss 4) Chavez, dh 5) Hatteberg, 1b 6) Kielty, lf 7) Ginter, 3b 8) Slisher, rf 9) Scutaro, 2b Glynn, p

[metirish]

Mark Kotsay homers (4) on a fly ball to center field. OAK 1-0
Piazza hitting.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Brian Daubach reaches on a walk in his first PA.

[metirish]

Diaz singled to left, Daubach to second.
Castro singled to center, Daubach scored, Diaz to second.
Diaz out at 3rd....tied game.

[Guest Edgy DC]

�Viva Castro!

Only one run, but it's nice to be helped a bit by Keith Ginter on occasion.

[soupcan]

I've been told that these gals are desperate...

[Guest holychicken]

The slackers over at UMDB don't have daubach yet!

And why does Benson hate me?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I think Castro can hit.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Ooops, 2r HR by Swishy. Bad.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

4 straight hits in the 2nd.

With Aybar gone, who's our designated janitor? Heilman I suppose.

[Willets Point]

[MFS62]

Mets down 3-1. Bletran , Floyd, Piazza due up.

What are the odds of a 1-2-3 inning?

Later

[Frayed Knot]

Brain Daubach ... walking machine.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Doesn't matter. Piazza and Daubach walk with two outs. Diaz up.

Shouldn't Wright be up here?

[Frayed Knot]

Just so I'm sure I have this straight ... we're getting 1-hit heading into the 5th inning by some 30 y/o journeyman pitcher just up from the minors who's winless with nearly a 6.00 ERA?

The only thing I can figure this Ryan Glynn guy leads the league in is the pct. of Ys and Ns in his name.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Daubach, pictured below, shows his determination to reach base result in walks in his first two Met plate appearances