KTE Schedule

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

My knowledge of the enemy was remarkably poor, as was Tom Glavine's.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Annie, get your gun.

[metirish]

Bump, so what's new with the Cubbies, does Dusty want out so he can manage the Dodgers?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Has Lundy been posting?

[Lundy]

Yes he has.

Expect the KTE early this afternoon.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Listen. The Mets swept the Cubs for one reason and one reason alone: we had a quality KTE from Lundy --- a four-bagger into the parking lot --- and we were all prepared. We were game ready from the get-go to the last pitch by Aaron Heilman.

Now we have nobody scheduled to follow up with the Padres, and we so desperately need knowledge of our monastic enemies who have been trading of late. Who wants to jump in here?

[Willets Point]

What a great photo!

[metirish]

Yeah Willets, great pic, but we are hoping you'd take the KTE...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Hey, thanks for volunteering, Willets.

Yeah, I found that photo looking for a shot of baseball-playing friars, but have you ever seen a monk look so much like a caricature of a monk before?

Now I'm thinking that I actually must've stumbled upon the photo that was the source for the logo...

It's gotta be.

[metirish]

Edgy, that's crazy, it has to be true, it really is an amazing pic, the more you study it the more you see.

[Guest Edgy DC]

This is serious. Somebody step up.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Coming right up

[Guest mlbaseballtalk]

If the Cards series isn't taken I'd take a stab at probably my third most hated team behind the Yanks and Dodgers.

BTW 9/11 two New York teams will be playing teams named "Cardinals" with the Giants playing at home against Arizona, which could be a highly emotional affair, on both sidelines

Steve

[Frayed Knot]

The Cards are yours.



Hey Edgy, since you didn't do the Dodgers this weekend ya wanna tell us all about the Pirates by tomorrow?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, I owe you that much.

Too disturbed by the Padres series. Dodgers were half over before I snapped out of it. Too busy digging up crap from 1979, I guess.

[Frayed Knot]

Only 4 more KTEs still unclaimed for the rest of the season.
Get 'em while they're hot.


Nationals - Fri August 19, Sat August 20, Sun August 21 - {Seawolf}

@ D'backs - Mon August 22, Tues August 23, Wed August 24, Thurs August 25 - {Frayed Knot}

@ Giants - Fri August 26, Sat August 27, Sun August 28 {Sharpie}

Phillies - Tues August 30, Wed August 31, Thurs September 1 {Zvon}

@ Florida - Fri September 2, Sat September 3, Sun September 4

@ Atlanta - Mon September 5, Tuesday September 6, Wednesday Sept 7 - {Rockin' Doc}

@ Cardinals - Thurs September 8, Fri September 9, Sat September 10, Sun September 11 - {mlbaseballtalk}

Nationals - Tues Sep 13, Wed September 14, Thurs September 15 - {Seawolf}

Braves - Fri September 16, Sat September 17, Sun September 18 - {Rockin' Doc}

Marlins - Tues September 20, Wed September 21, Thurs September 22

@ Nationals - Fri September 23, Sat September 24, Sun September 25 - {Seawolf}

@ Phillies - Mon September 26, Tues September 27, Wed September 28

Rockies - Thurs September 29, Fri September 30, Sat October 1, Sun October 2 - {Seawolf}

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I don't know shit about the enemy this weekend.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Enemy

Knowledge

Lacking

[Zvon]

whats this all about?

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

It's a Crane Pool Tradition for someone to analyze our opponent before a series.

We actually have a KTE archive now - go down and read a few prior threads.

[Zvon]

ScarletKnight41 wrote: It's a Crane Pool Tradition for someone to analyze our opponent before a series. We actually have a KTE archive now - go down and read a few prior threads.

I will but Im not only multitasking here, Im bookootasking.

Im familiar with the Phils team, and I can help you there.
Ill figure out how to do that when i can.

If I read that list right, Phils are open.

[Frayed Knot]

Hey Z-dude, if you want the Phils series at the end of August it's yours.

As mentioned, you can flip through some of the earlier examples here as a guideline - but it's not like there are any hard and fast rules about what's gotta be in it. It's just a way of letting the forum know more about the upcoming opponent they probably haven't seen for a while ... so most KTEs tell us about the scheduled pitching matchups, who's hot/who's not, recent callups/DLs, ex-Mets we might be seeing, your personal sexual experiences with any of the opposing players, new police blotter info, stuff like that.

If you're game, have it ready to go either the day the series starts or the day before since there's a off-day on Monday 29th.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Hey Z-dude, if you want the Phils series at the end of August it's yours. As mentioned, you can flip through some of the earlier examples here as a guideline - but it's not like there are any hard and fast rules about what's gotta be in it. It's just a way of letting the forum know more about the upcoming opponent they probably haven't seen for a while ... so most KTEs tell us about the scheduled pitching matchups, who's hot/who's not, recent callups/DLs, ex-Mets we might be seeing, your personal sexual experiences with any of the opposing players, new police blotter info, stuff like that. If you're game, have it ready to go either the day of the series starts or the day before since there's a off-day on Monday 29th.

Thanks for saving me time with those details.
I can do this, np.
Ill include pictures of Philly unwashed jockstraps i have collected.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I have a vintage Von Hayes model from 1984. Wanna trade?

[metirish]

]Ill include pictures of Philly unwashed jockstraps i have collected.

I'm looking forward to this KTE, you just put the pressure on yerself with that, LOL, is your nervous system getting activated as Fran might say, this is clutch time..

[seawolf17]

Zvon, Piazzafan is stealing your thunder. KTE fight!

[metirish]

Rockin Doc please tell us about the Braves.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Thanks for the reminder, metirish. I had unfortunately forgotten that this series began this afternoon. For some reason, I thought I started tomorroiw. I get right on it.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Shewolf, how 'bout them Nats?

[seawolf17]

First, I have a day off to prepare.
Second, don't call me Shirley.