Caption This!

[batmagadanleadoff]

What the hell is this?



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[Frayed Knot]

THE LONG LOST KARDASHIAN BROTHER WOWS 'EM AT THE METS GALA

While eagle-eyed fans see the jewelry on his hand and wonder if the the rumors about him and Vanna White

are true as the former star 1st baseman gets ready to leave his longtime Florida digs for the Palmetto State

[Fman99]

MEX REFERRING TO HIS NEW SURGICALLY INSTALLED VAGINA AS HIS "GOLD GLOVE"

[MFS62]

HAUTE DISASTER



Later

[kcmets]

I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING. YES,

AN ORANGE AND BLUE THONG!

[Channel9]

METROPOLITAN? METROSEXUAL? EITHER WAY, THIS METS LEGEND IS THE CROSS-DRESSING, GENDER-BENDING CAPTAIN OF OUR HEARTS!





Too much?

[ashie62]

Hey! I saved money from my tax free house in South Carolina to buy this sexy dress!