2021 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 3.06 ARM ROBBERY vs BLAST LAUGH!

[Benjamin Grimm]

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ARM ROBBERY

Newsday, April 9, 2021.

Winner of http://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30860Round 1.07

Winner of http://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30940Round 2.02



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BLAST LAUGH!

Newsday, September 13, 2021.

Winner of http://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30903Round 1.22



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[Johnny Lunchbucket]

The Conforto booshit should have been a clue to how fraudulent this team would be.

[Benjamin Grimm]

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[Edgy MD]

Roosevelt Field is looking nice.

[kcmets]

Looks like Jerry's building is still having water pressure issues.

[Centerfield]

I think there is a disproportionate number of coronations taking place in Long Island.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Congratulations on being the first to pick up on this year's theme! Your prize will be a box of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. You may pick it up in person at our distribution center in Bangalore, India.

[Centerfield]

Ben, can you be more specific? I just arrived here in Bangalore and realized I don't have the address.



I tried knocking on a few doors asking for my rice. No one seems to know what I'm talking about.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Oh, I'm so sorry! I was misinformed. You actually need to report to Bangor, Maine.



We do apologize for any inconvenience.