Breathe on Your Fellow Fan at Will

[G-Fafif]

From the Mets.

FLUSHING, N.Y., June 16, 2021 – The New York Mets today announced that Citi Field will return to full capacity Monday, June 21 for the Mets 5:10 p.m. doubleheader against the Atlanta Braves. Social distancing and mask requirements at the ballpark have been eased effective immediately. Fans no longer need to show proof of a negative COVID test and/or vaccination to enter the ballpark with a valid ticket. The Mets are in the process of communicating with ticket holders regarding capacity increases and the elimination of vaccinated/unvaccinated seating sections. A 25% discount offer for tickets purchased online at Mets.com/FathersDay (CODE: DAD) for all remaining regular season games (excluding the September 10-12 Subway Series) concludes this Friday night at 11:59 p.m. ET. With anticipated increases in attendance, the Mets encourage fans to take mass transit and arrive early to enter the ballpark.

[kcmets]

Hopefully people won't get all willy nilly and think sneezing and coughing

on people is kosher again too.

[Edgy MD]

Maybe they can get Ricky Schroeder to throw out the first pitch!

[Ceetar]

NY has 56.1% of the population with at least one dose.



43.9% of Citi Field is 18,403 unvaccinated people. Many of who will be shouting while standing in elevated tiers above each other, sharing crowded stairwells, and poorly ventilated bathrooms.





There are 3310 'active cases' in NYC right now. That's a real small percentage, but all it takes is one or two to spend 45 minutes coughing on dozens on the Shake Shack line to keep spreading it.

[Fman99]

I'm going to the park and I'm touching corneas. You all are next.

[seawolf17]

=Ceetar post_id=68176 time=1623884421 user_id=102]43.9% of Citi Field is 18,403 unvaccinated people.

[Edgy MD]

　"I'm sorry, Sir. You're telling me this guy put his cock on your cornea?"



　　"Why does no one believe me?"

[Willets Point]

Kids Run the Gauntlet after every game! (applicable to all children 11 and under who cannot receive any vaccine and leaders of both parties have bipartisanly decided to not give a fuck about because they don't vote or pay taxes)

[Fman99]

Edgy MD wrote: 　"I'm sorry, Sir. You're telling me this guy put his cock on your cornea?" 　　"Why does no one believe me?"

It's the perfect crime because it's so indisputably stupid that no one would believe that it went down that way.

[Ceetar]

=Fman99 post_id=68238 time=1623930679 user_id=86]




It's the perfect crime because it's so indisputably stupid that no one would believe that it went down that way.