Meet the Ice Age Mets

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

C: Paul SnowDuca



1B: Sled Kraneplow



2B: Escarvo Icefonzo



3B: Todd Freezer



SS: Rey Coldornez



LF: George Froster



CF: Carlos Blizztran



RF: Bobby Bochilla



SP: Flurry Koosman

Froze Lima

Pete Falcocoa

Octavio Coatel

Fridge Fernadez





RP: John Francold

Chilly Wagner

Ski Capwood

Darren Sno'Day

Heat Bill



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[kcmets]

Mgr Chill Plodges

[MFS62]

Had a lot of spare time, eh?

Well done.

I'm not gonna' give you a cold shoulder.

Later

[G-Fafif]

Filling out the roster with Sleet Schourek, Wally Whitechristmas, Lee Machiily, Michael Comforter and Igloo Klimchock.



All cheered on silently by mascot Mr. Mitten.

[MFS62]

OK, I'll play.

The catchers are Chill Chill Coleman and Yogi Brrra(who also managed).

Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

How about Danny Napolarbear?

[Edgy MD]

The Juan Nieve/Henry Blanco battery is wondering what the fuck they've got to do to get some respect.

[Lefty Specialist]

Mike Pliocene.

[Edgy MD]

Chip Hailstone and Chilly Davis round out the coaching staff nicely, for interim manager Art Plowe.



Kevin Kaczmarskimask and Michael Comforter are trying to crack into that icy outfield.



Also, save a few innings for Chan-Ho Parka.