Zack wheeler is a pussy

[whippoorwill]

I'm sorry

But the more I think about this, the angrier I get



He can't pitch because he hurt himself on his PANTS.

Its 2020 and there's an effing pandemic and you takeoff a start for this?

I hate you





I'm glad as you're not a Met.



I wish you weren't a pro athlete



I really wish you didn't represent a Pennsylvania team



I'd hate to be your mom, wussy

[whippoorwill]

Put on a damn bandaid and suck it up jerk

[whippoorwill]

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[Lefty Specialist]

That's the problem with being a sharp-dressed man.

[whippoorwill]

My grocery store has Barbie bandaids. He could use them

[Edgy MD]

He probably has a bonus based on how well he does in the Cy Young race. Missing one start in 2020 could cost him a lot.

[Fman99]

Wow, Coobs breaking out the whooping stick. You go girl

[whippoorwill]

I just don't get it!



What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?'



Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt



‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god.

[whippoorwill]

Lefty Specialist wrote: That's the problem with being a sharp-dressed man.

Btw .



Lolol!

[Chad ochoseis]

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He's not even smart enough to cover his butt

[kcmets]

Even Matt Harvey never called in sick with a hurt-by-pants story.

[Fman99]

I just don't get it! What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?' Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt ‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god.

The truth always comes out. Jeff Kent "washing his truck," etc.

[whippoorwill]

It's just insane!

[whippoorwill]

=Fman99 post_id=46366 time=1599872046 user_id=86]
Wow, Coobs breaking out the whooping stick. You go girl

[nymr83]

I just don't get it! What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?' Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt ‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god. The truth always comes out. Jeff Kent "washing his truck," etc.

Exactly what I thought.

[Frayed Knot]

In a phrase that you wouldn't think you'd hear during a baseball off-season: "Zack Wheeler underwent a 'right middle fingernail resection procedure' last week [and is] expected to be

ready to go in time for spring training."





https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/phillies-zack-wheeler-had-fingernail-resection-procedure/ar-BB1agr2jhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/phillies-zack-wheeler-had-fingernail-resection-procedure/ar-BB1agr2j

[whippoorwill]

I'm thinking that pants zipper must have been the razor studded variety