"Sorry about your Mets." I've heard this four or five times since Wednesday night. Yes, I wear a Mets jacket, and yes, my friends know of my allegiance. But why, now, weeks after the Mets pooed their season away, are people now "sorry about" my Mets? Are you fucking serious? Why, because the MFYs won? If you've said this to someone, you're a fucking dick. And if someone has said this to you, hopefully, you responded the way I did. "Why are YOU sorry? I'm not." Said sullenly and with contempt. Or, more forcefully, by punching/kicking someone in their neck/****, should it be socially appropriate to do so. To those out there who are so sorry for me? Truthfully, I'm sorry about YOUR Yankees. Soulless bunch of hacks playing in a beer league. Fuck every one of them. And you root for these assholes! I just want to start headbutting these people in their eye sockets and sticking lit candlesticks in their asses until they cry for their stupid Yanqui loving mothers.