Fman99
-
Posts
22,572 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
2
Content Type
Profiles
New York Mets News, Rumors & Analysis
New York Mets Videos
2026 New York Mets Top Prospect Rankings
New York Mets Trade & Free Agent Rumors
New York Mets Fan Guides & Resources
2026 New York Mets Draft Picks & Signing Bonuses
Forums
Blogs
Events
Store
Downloads
Gallery
Everything posted by Fman99
-
-
Catcher: Piazza ?
-
Man, if Alex Cora and Angel Pagan* are in the opening day lineup I will be sad. *Just typing this made me throw up in my mouth.
-
The guy on the right spelled "cock" wrong.
-
If by "sex," you mean "funneling chocolate sauce from a leggy model's bunghole," then yes, I pick sex. Or does that mean I should pick chocolate? Ironically, I named my torso-toy "Jerry Grote," so the phrase "shaking hands with Jerry Grote" ALSO means sex. Gosh, this is confusing.
-
Now go home and get your shinebox.
-
-
If the Mets ever are forced to play a full season in a league with the DH in place I will stab myself in the eye with my own genitalia.
-
If they were any more queer they'd be in my asshole.
-
-
-
-
UNSUBSCRIBE
-
I eagerly await more titles from these esteemed writers, such as "Weather: We Just Don't Know What's Coming" and "The Future, Conan?"
-
I want to hear who liked all my clever jokes and noises...
-
We're making Mets daiquiris? I'll have one please.
-
I love Dock Doyle, king of the surf guitar.
-
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Maybe the Mets would be better served if they put a next-generation Howie/Gary in the booth. A 30-something who grew up rooting for the Mets and has broadcasting chops. (I'm sure there's a bunch to choose from.) This new guy would, presumably, know more about Edgardo Alfonzo than Ken Boswell, but it's not too early to start grooming the guy who will be potentially to voice of a future generation. As I've said, I know little about Wayne Hagin, (including his age) but I'm getting the sense that he's not going to be that guy. This seems the right way to go. (Hagin's 53, and keeps his home in Castle Rock, CO. The season's like one long road trip, I'd imagine.) Used to call Rockies games, still lives in Colorado. He's a mercenary and a hack and he should go to Vail and throw himself down a ski slope, head or ass first. I'd like to seem him crash Lindsey Vonn style into a barrier of some sort and break his face like Roger Ebert. OE: OK that may be a bit much.
-
GKR are great, I have no problems with any of them. Rose, too. Wayne Hagin can eat a dick. He's the worst, with his "radio voice" and spotty knowledge of all things Mets. He's got no pedigree. Fortunately for me, most of my Mets absorption comes over TV and not radio so my exposure to him is limited to weekday matinees and weekend games when I'm in the car traveling.
-
Wow, reading an IGT recap of a day game I missed is just the fucking best thing. Spring is nigh. Having said that, I choose Bailey AND Jennifer, in the same pudding filled hot tub. Amateurs.
-
Read the book when I heard that my pal Marty was making it into a film. Thought the book was pretty routine stuff -- albiet in a genre of reading (airport paperback) that I'd normally avoid anyway.
-
Even then, Torre had A-Rod.
-
I just renamed my own mule Mettle.
-
I conflate Niese and Nieve. Figgy is the one with the big goofy eyebrows, that I know. Escobar I wouldn't recognize if he was plowing my imaginary sister in her dumper.
-
