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I'm going to look at the bright side... last year Pineda only won one of his last ten starts, post All Star break ERA of 5.12.
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I'm still not taking this seriously until they vote in Rush, the Cars, Chicago, ELO, and Heart.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Nice. Did you take the traditional needle or did you let K-Rod punch you in the face? BOC
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Fred Wilpon continues to wipe his arse with $10 bills while his payroll and attendance shrink to "cock and balls in an Arctic tidepool" sized proportions. Who are the suckers paying $20 million for a Mr. Met reacharound, anyway? -
Hu Flung Poo
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He sucked.
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Yahoo Douchious wrote: He is now 23 years old, so we've been served this bag of baloney for seven years. Who puts baloney in a bag, anyway? (well, most men do at some point )
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Edgy DC wrote: Written by a grownup. A native-born American and a graduate or a prestigious Jesuit university and everything. He's from the Bronx. Fuck him in his Yankee hole.
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Ashie62 wrote: Larkin? I guess they had to throw someone out there in August. Yeah, he's seriously underwhelming to me. Is he really that much better than Alan Trammell?
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Call me when Cleon Jones writes his confessional.
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That's great. It reads like it was written by pod people disguised as delusional Bayside residents.
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So has [crossout]Smiley McDouchenstein[/crossout] Wallace Mathews on ESPN. Read this **********y. Fuckface wrote: So it should be with relief, not sadness, that Yankees fans bid farewell to Jorge Posada. His decision spares them the heartbreak of having to see him in another uniform -- could you imagine him in a Red Sox get-up or the ersatz pinstripes of the Mets? Fuck you in the least ersatz of your holes, sir.
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Either Kang or Kodos will be fine.
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Edgy DC wrote: Me, I was more jazzed by Quintanilla. Seriously. I'd make a short stop on that.
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Nymr83 wrote: Fuck PETA Tried that once. The key is to fill it up with sprouts and maybe some hummus. Wait, what?
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Hello interleague DH!
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Fucking Wilpons. Just sell already.
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TransMonk wrote: Are the Marlins really getting better? Well, they're getting angrier, anyway. The last Latino man to be as mad as him was yelling at Lucy for showing up at the nightclub.
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Lewin 2012 and WFAN (split from Hagin 2012?)
Fman99 replied to HahnSolo's topic in New York Mets Talk
I'm a big fan of his whole "not Wayne Hagin" thing. -
metsguyinmichigan wrote: I think he's a horrible long-term contract waiting to happen, unless is suddenly discovers conditioning. And yet, if you look at his total # of games played, he's missed 13 games in the last six seasons. Total. Say what you will about his build but he stays on the field.
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Frayed Knot wrote: The Nats also have a recent history with dealing with Prince's agent Scott Boras (Werth, Strasberg & others) and it may be a clue that Boras most recent piece of bluster/hype involves Washington area icons, releasing a statement that "[Prince is] a combination of Henry Kissenger and Frank Howard. He's got brute strength power. He's a diplomat in the locker room" If that quote was any douchier I'd be uncheesing my cooter with it.
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I've always only gone to a few games per year, living 300 miles away and all. I'll be going at least once, with Fboy, who is now a card carrying member of the Mets Kids Club. Maybe we go twice this year, in 2011 we saw them once in Florida and twice in Queens. Most nights I'm more than content to sit in front of my 55" HDTV with a cold (and cheap) drink in hand, and watch from the comfort of my home.
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No way, they'll draw well over 3 million, they're going to win the FUCKING PENNANT DON'T YOU KNOW.
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Mets � Willets Point wrote: [Throws open door] YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!! [Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps] I'll show you a loser. [Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve] I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said. Competition, feh! [Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug] 20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!! [smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall] I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!! [sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self] Fucking divas. Ruin the party why dontcha.
