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  1. Fman99
    I think he'll suck less than most of the relievers around him in the Mets' pen.
  2. Fman99
    Bonus points for getting your alcoholic beverage in the shot.
  3. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Have you seen him? I'm starting a "Pose like Francisco Francisco" contest right now, inspired by this glorious fucking head shot.
  4. Fman99
    I thought I injured myself into a towel, I was all dizzy and what not. Then I took a nap and I felt OK.
  5. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: TransMonk wrote: Edgy DC wrote: And he goes 1-2-3, climbing the ladder to fan Heyward. I like that action. Me too. /Puts textbook over lap Boyoyoyoyng
  6. Fman99
    Or, you can catch them on one of their many jaunts to Alliance Bank Stadium, right here in Syracuse NY. A gem of a park, insomuch as it is a AAA stadium 10 minutes from my house.
  7. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: And, man, it's sports. It's fun, and optional... but if you're rooting for a team, the loyalty's the THING, man. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but I've decided to buy YoungerPooper some Jeter and Rivera jerseys, because, y'know, we're in the Bronx, and it's just easier. I get it, you're going to make her wear them if she's been naughty. Nice motivator.
  8. Fman99
    Dies in a grease fire.
  9. Fman99
    I predict that by May I'm cursing at my big television as Parnell consistently pumps high 90's fastballs towards the plate with no inclination towards putting them within the strike zone.
  10. Fman99
    Klapisch is a shitdick.
  11. Fman99
    MFS62 wrote: I wonder how many CPF-ers would buy one of those $20 million shares if they had the money. If I hit one of those huge Lotto prizes, I would try to buy one. Later Eh. I'd settle for a luxury suite. I don't need the business cards and Mr. Met reacharounds.
  12. Fman99
    bmfc1 wrote: The Mets tweeted this picture today. We're the classiest! https://twitter.com/#!/Mets/status/177066387251003394/photo/1 She is just swelling with Mets pride.
  13. Fman99
    Nice work gents. Given the absence of cock jokes I went with the cock-like proboscis of Mr. Niese.
  14. Fman99
    Ah, sweet televised HD Mets baseball. Oh how I missed you. Full release!
  15. Fman99
    Ceetar wrote: Fman99 wrote: Seriously considering working from home tomorrow after lunch so I can watch the afternoon game on SNY while I work. Unless you work in Hawaii, the game's at 6 tomorrow. Very nice of them to be accommodating actually. I'm just trying to figure out how to both listen to WFAN and watch SNY Good to know, thanks Ceetar. I'll be watching. I may bag half of Tuesday instead, work here and watch the game then. Yay baseball.
  16. Fman99
    Seriously considering working from home tomorrow after lunch so I can watch the afternoon game on SNY while I work.
  17. Fman99
    These guys getting injured in non contact sports? What the hell? They wouldn't last a half hour in Arlen.
  18. Fman99
    I just voted. You guys are in another league here, impressive work. I went with LWFS for his cock jokes.
  19. Fman99

    The Kid

    Fman99 replied to G-Fafif's topic in New York Mets Talk

    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I having an article published in an upcoming issue of International Transfer Pricing Journal. I wrote the following dedication: This article is dedicated to the memory of Gary Edmund Carter (1954-2012) from whom I learnt the art of never quitting. Great mag, but their annual swimsuit issue sucks. I don't know about that, it got the job done for me if you know what I mean. [This means I masturbated.]
  20. Fman99
    "I know, Johan, they are atrocious hats. Just pitch."
  21. Fman99
    All this talk of urine and getting off is making me randy.
  22. Fman99
    Even in China Jeffy can't get any dark meat.
  23. Fman99
    Mets 2012: Choking on the Cock of Mediocrity
  24. Fman99

    The Bar

    Fman99 replied to Edgy MD's topic in New York Mets Talk

    I'll meet you at the bar.
  25. Fman99
    I pick Mary Ann. And when I'm done with her then I pick Ginger. And Mrs. Howell? Well, any port in a storm, as they say.
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