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  1. Dracula gets a hardon.
  2. Fboy, Mr. Met and I, taken last summer.
  3. Enjoyable game (and kaboomage-themed artwork in the IGT).
  4. Milwaukee maybe? I can't think of who they're trotting out there every day while waiting for Corey Hart to come back from injury...
  5. Douche trades soda to douche for race car.
  6. My favorite part of "Ike Davis Of the Future" is when he makes out with his own mom, played by Lea Thompson, in the car before Biff Tanner takes him out and punches him in the face. Wait, what?
  7. Wow, half our hitters in the bottom 3 across the league, on average. That sucks.
  8. Well, Suze, the Cardinals bullpen has stabilized after a shaky start... They've gotten solid set up numbers from Randy Choate (1-0, 3.09 ERA), Trevor Rosenthal (1-0, 1.69, 1.00 WHIP) and a surprising shutdown closer in Edwin Mujica (1.63 ERA, 18 saves). While you wouldn't expect a closer to get a shot at a dinger, I still think this little chestnut is worth testing out on you... IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS GONE! A HOME RUN FOR EDWIN MUJICA! OH, MAMA, THAT IS MUJICA TO MY EARS-I-CA! That's nice, John. Nice, like so nice, like the time that Don Baylor and I spent the afternoon in those Cialis bathtubs. He got hit with more than just fastballs that day! OH MY! A GUSH FOR THE LUSH! A WET SPOT FOR THE DESPOT!
  9. Harvey vs Fernandez, 1:10 first pitch.
  10. Harvey vs Jose Fernandez and a cast of random guys who keep beating us.
  11. Marcum vs Gonzalez. Discuss amongst yourselves.
  12. Muffie with the major league glove.
  13. Carson sucks a big fat lollipop.
  14. It's Anthony Recker's world. You're just living in it.
  15. Gee is cruising now. Finally.
  16. Upstate Jewish man tempted by delicious looking canned light margarita product.
  17. Dillon Gee v Dan Haren in the battle to find a new way to hurt my feelings.
  18. This game made my cock/heart/brain/anus hurt.
  19. All Omar Quesadilla does is hit.
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