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  1. Fman99
    I like how they use breakdancing to save the rec center from the evil real estate conglomerate. Ike can pop and lock like no one's business.
  2. Fman99
    A porno starring Roger Clemens, involving, uh, substances getting injected into his butt. Not steroids though. I'd call it "The Rocket."
  3. Fman99
    The guy is ripped, maybe he's not looting, maybe he just carries that thing around for fitness.
  4. Fman99
    The guy batting .188 is hot because he got demoted? Shut up, Jordanny.
  5. Fman99
    Well that sucked a Hefty bag full of dicks.
  6. Fman99
    BOOOO
  7. Fman99
    Ugh, Ike. First he boots the grounder and then he can't glove the double play attempt from Wright. (OE: Replay shows it wasn't a great throw, but still).
  8. Fman99
    Fish Bird just killing it recently. Byrd: .265/15 HR/50 RBI BJ Upton .177/8/20 Have some of that.
  9. Fman99
    Darn.
  10. Fman99
    I'm going with Omar "The Vag" Quintanilla.
  11. Fman99
    Well that was a nice GIDP induced. Having said that, as terrible as the Fox announcers are, every game not on WPIX is a winner for me since I get to watch.
  12. Fman99
    SuperDouche Wallace Mathews on ESPN NY wrote: NEW YORK -- Three months into the regular season, it finally felt as if there was a real Yankee game at Yankee Stadium.
  13. Fman99
    Sorry, kids, thanks to my wife working late all week, two youth lacrosse games, a busy week at work and season 6 of Lost at home, I am not going to get a proper KTE in as promised between now and tomorrow night. Here's a starter, though, to get it moving... You know, John, whatever happened to Russell Martin? Last year he was playing in the Bronx and on off days he'd be at my Staten Island apartment, spanking my ass with a riding crop and calling me "Pancake Tits." He's in Pittsburgh now, you sea hag. Hitting .242 with 8 HRs and 33 RBIs so far, which would be the best batting average he's had for a full season since 2010. And eight home runs means I've missed making this call eight times... IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS.....GONE! MY FAVORITE MARTIN! OH, YOU MADE THE LEAVES "RUSTLE" WITH THAT ONE! COME OVER HERE AND HUMP THIS OLD BROAD, PLEASE RUSSELL, SHE IS JUICING ON MY SCORECARD!
  14. Fman99
    Finally someone taps the market of bulletproof vests for insane women with giant tits. That's a gold mine just waiting to be struck.
  15. Fman99
    White player with a negligible set of skills is "scrappy."
  16. Fman99
    Yeah Muffie!
  17. Fman99
    Kung Fu Pudge ties it up with the sack fly. BOO
  18. Fman99
    Fucknugs.
  19. Fman99
    Ugh, Satin still taking too many called third strikes.
  20. Fman99
    I've poured my last cocktail of the day. I'm good for maybe one more inning. Nice glove work by the Gee-man there.
  21. Fman99
    KA-FUCKIN-BOOM!
  22. Fman99
    Crazy Tex-Mex bitch goes all knifey-stabbey while creating new recipes for Taco Bell�.
  23. Fman99
    C'mon, ump. Shit call.
  24. Fman99
    Vic Sage wrote: she'll be very popular in the prison yard. I just sprayed my own pants with mace.
  25. Fman99
    That inning was Marcumstrophic.
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