"You know, John, Russell Martin has left the Bronx and gone 'North of the Border' to Toronto, where he's putting up solid numbers for them, a .285 BA with 10 HRs and 34 ribbies. I'll tell you, that guy can also go 'South of the Border' too, he went all the way to my own personal Tropic of Capricorn, if you catch my meaning." "It is high, it is far, it is gone! OH MY! THE BACKSTOP HAS MADE A CRACK STOP!"