KTE: They Might Be Giants�but they�re not The Mets roll into the City-by-the-Bay after a Sunday evening tilt with the LA Dodgers at Shea. They�ll be greeted by the vanilla-cr�me-clad San Francisco Giants, a team that�like the Mets last opponent�is celebrating a half century in California. As a NY transplant to the Golden State myself, I find some affinity with this group of pioneers. Not. I will, however, be in attendance on Monday night for �Irish Heritage Night� http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/ticketing/group_special_events.jsp taking the transbay ferry to and from the stadium, where I will enjoy too many garlic fries (don't knock them until you've tried them) and Gordon Biersch beers. This is among the first of many ethnic events for the team, whose motto is, appropriately enough for the community they represent: �All Out, All Season!� At first blush, the Giants appear respectable. They are middle-of-the-pack in their division, but then one realizes that they play in the pathetic NL West. In fact, although they currently sit in third, their record would land them solidly in last in most other divisions. Indeed, while they are better than division foes Colorado and San Diego, only those two squads, Seattle and Kansas City are having poorer seasons. Make no mistake about it�this is a bad team. At 24-33, the Giants are just the kind of team the Mets must pound to regain some legitimacy, which means we probably get swept. Luckily for the Mets, we miss the top starter in the SF rotation, as Tim Lincecum started Sunday. Another potential ace, lefty Noah Lowry is currently on the Disabled List. In their place we get these guys: Jonathan Sanchez: 3-3 4.26 61.3 IP 56 H (6 HR) 63/33 (K/BB) .338 (BAA) Sanchez ended a streak of five consecutive winless starts last Wednesday in an 11-3 triumph at Arizona. Barry Zito: 1-8 5.53 57 IP 70 H (7 HR) 32/31 (K/BB) .389 (OBA) Zito pitched respectably in his last outing but received a no-decision in a 4-3 victory at Arizona. Justin Upton, mired in a 1-for-29 skid, homered and lashed an RBI triple to nag Zito, who lasted six innings and allowed three runs for his fifth quality start in 11 outings. Zito excelled last year against the Mets, who reportedly were interested in him when he became a free agent following the 2006 season. He won both of his starts against New York, recording a 2.08 ERA. Matt Cain: 2-3 4.38 74 IP 67 H (11 HR) 65/35 (K/BB) .322 (OBA) Cain struggled in the third frame of his previous outing, allowing three runs against the Padres, but ended up lasting through the seventh without surrendering another score. Not bad, considering he was hit on the right forearm in the first inning by a Brian Giles line drive. Alas, he had nothing to show for his effort, leaving with six strikeouts but no decision. It was the third time in 2008, and the sixth time since 2006, that Cain faced Greg Maddux, against whom he has an 0-3 record. The right-hander has allowed three runs or less in six of his last eight outings. While the giants have some promising young arms, elsewhere they are old. SS Omar Vizquel is just now back from a lengthy injury, but he has passed the mark for most games played by a MLB SS. Fellow Venezuelan and former record holder Luis Aparicio was on hand to honor Vizquel on Friday. Manager Bruce Boche has tried to work some youngsters into the lineup, and the franchise has tried hard to put the Barry Bonds era behind, removing all references to the HR leader from the stadium. The Giants regular lineup looks like this: 1B Rich Aurilia 5 17 .245 .710 (OPS) 1 SB 2B Ray Durham 2 15 .277 .753 (OPS) 5 SB 3B Jose Castillo 4 19 .255 .742 (OPS) 1 SB SS Omar Vizquel 0 5 .188 .498 (OPS) 1 SB LF Fred Lewis 4 14 .274 .822 (OPS) 10 SB CF Aaron Rowand 8 35 .340 .956 (OPS) 1 SB RF Randy Winn 4 19 .292 .783 (OPS) 10 SB C Benji Molina 6 36 .323 .860 (OPS0 0 SB Bench: Not much. Three of the more dependable subs�Dan Ortmeyer, Kevin Frandsen and Dave Roberts are currently DL�d Bullpen: Keeichi Yabu 2-2 2.25 32 IP 21 H (2 HR) 20/14 (K/BB) .276 (OBA) Vinne Chulk 0-3 2.92 24.6 IP 21 H (4 HR) 13/7 (K/BB) .284 (OBA) Brian Wilson 0-1 4.44 24.3 IP 23 H (2 HR) 28/12 (K/BB) .336 (OBA) Tyler Walker 3-3 5.70 23.6 IP 24 H (4 HR) 22/6 (K/BB) .300 (OBA) Jack Taschner 2-1 3.32 19.0 Ip 18 H (2 HR) 19/10 (K/BB) .361 (OBA) Let�s Go Mets!