Edgy MD

Best double-play of the season.

Gosh, Polanky may be playing his way out of the league right now.

Not cool! That ball rolled for a while!

Twenty twenty-four/twenty twenty-five Met Danny Young, remember who your real friends are! Remember who your real fans are!

Two-run dubble for Bengé!

On the back of his uniform, Dylan Dodd's last name looks like "OOOO."

Well, that lead evaporated fast.

The Braves threw Connor Thomas to the wolves on Monday in order to save their bullpen for a Tuesday that never happened. Also, I feel like I'm posting with my imaginary friend.

INSTEAD HE DOUBLES TO THE GAP!!

Here's the big opportunity. Two on for Alvarez, and he can even plate a run with a GiDP.

Damn it. Don't hit Bart!

Is this Steve Gelbs report about what great, professional dude/teammate Tyrone Taylor is actually a plant by Mets management trying to pump up his value?

Fly balls are carrying surprisingly deep today. Somebody is going to pop one out. AJ Ewing still doesn't seem to get that he's a big-league centerfielder, and he sometimes plays too deferentially, not coming as hard when somebody else is running for the ball.

Eli Marrero is correctarero. Mike Difelice is correct, capisce? The Mike Nickeas guess not only non-specific, but it is consecuposting. Two minutes in the box for you. Luis Torrens is one of our two catchers with a win on the mound. Number two has been established to be Mesoraco. Anyhow, Sandy Alomar, Sr. was an infielder. Devin Mesoraco Eli Marrero Luis Torrens Mike Difelice Incorrect Answers: Anthony Recker (#1), Travis d'Arnaud, Sandy Alomar, Sr. (#2), Paul Lo Duca (#10).

Devin is correct. Deven with an E is also the name of one of the nephews of #3. I have to go head to the supermarket to buy some diarrhea lettuce, so I will be unavailable to respond to any other answers for a bit. Devin Mesoraco Incorrect Answers: Anthony Recker (#1), Travis d'Arnaud (#2), Paul Lo Duca (#10).

I thought these would be easier. If Anthony Recker went around Times Square in his undies, the amount of ensuing civil disorder would have been historic. Incorrect Answers: Anthony Recker (#1), Travis d'Arnaud (#2), Paul Lo Duca (#10).

No Duca. Incorrect Answers: Travis d'Arnaud (#2), Paul Lo Duca (#10).

Sorry, man. Incorrect Answers: Travis d'Arnaud (#2)

The following are all beloved Mets backup catchers. As they are not particularly busy these days, I've asked them to step forward and describe themselves. Please name them based on their descriptions. One guess per post, and no consecutive posts. I have spoken to the ghost of Ron Hodges, and he assures me that, if you cheat by using the Internet, he will come to your home and do unspeakable things while you sleep — and you know he will, so don't. Back when hazing rookies was a thing, my teammates made me dress up like Times Square's famed Naked Cowboy. After an indifferent start to my career as a backup, I had a massive breakthrough in my fourth season. It earned me a big contract which turned into a real boondoggle when I quickly reverted to my humdrum part-time ways. But it made me a candidate to be traded for some other team's white elephant, and the white elephant I was traded for was Matt Harvey. I was a decent enough hitter for a catcher, and I was athletic enough to play other positions. But I lost my thyroid gland due to illness, and the condition only occasionally allowed me to catch by the time I reached the Mets. I had two nephews who also were big-leaguers. I was the son of a British 13-year professional footballer, and a rare-ish skill allowed me to be part of one of the bigger trades in Mets history. A lot of backup catchers end up deployed as pitchers in blowouts, but we two count ourselves among the rare position players of any stripe to earn wins on the mound. (See 5.) I wore my name on both my back and my front. That guy above sounds weird. I don't quite get that — but I, oddly enough, wore a flapless batting helmet forward while catching, with my mask fixed below the brim and the strap running over the brim. I formed a fairytale battery when teamed with Fernando Nieve. Greater Philly was producing a lot of Italian-American catchers when I was young. Unfortunately, most of us were more Joe DePastino than Mike Piazza, if you know what I mean. But I was as MEH-TUHL!! as Mike was, as my walkup song was "You've Got Another Thing Coming — which might have been more impressive if I didn't hit .171 / .266 / .232 // .498 a Met. I would go on to manage in the Mets minor-league system and was Jacob deGrom's first professional skipper.

Curtis Mead: Future Australian Met.

Well, shit, I didn't carve it.

Are you perhaps conflating the George Foster and Tom Seaver trades? A backup catcher who got us a near (and perhaps someday actual) Hall of Famer in a trade is Ed Hearn.

There is also the best-defense-in-the-league part. I'm not sure why Christopher Morel has entered the chat, as he has appeared professionally at every position except catcher and pitcher.

He's trying to be cynical, but beneath the surface, this post is bursting with love.

First on your card is this exciting adventure of Jeff McNeil loose on the warning track in Detroit.