Did ya hear? That know-it-all Adam Rubin this morning is reporting some minor league duh-rama happening in St. Lucie this week. Alderlin Rodriguez, who thinks he's all that, homers off of Zach Wheeler in an intrasquad game and decides to play it up. Like HE'S so great. Wheeler, who's such a big baby, faces him again in an intrasquad game later in the week, and ends up hitting Rodriguez in the hand. Rodriguez is all, that was intentional. Wheeler's like, it totally wasn't. And Rodriguez is all, if I miss opening day, you're missing opening day. And I'm like, what's he gonna do with a broken hand? And Reese and Wilmer are like, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! And I'm like, shut up, already! God! Some of the coaches think it's really cool that Zach hit Aldy, because that makes him tough. I think he was being a baby if he hit him on purpose, but I'm not saying he did. I think he's a realy sweetie, but maybe he did, because he can be a big baby. Some say he did and some say he didn't, but they all went into coach's office and they say it's over. Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. Aldy hit another homer in a real game this week so his hand is fine, but he's friends with Jordany and Jordany is SUCH a bitch. Guys are all such babies.