I think we're far off-topic there. Firstly, to the extent that that's true, big whoop. It's a marginal difference. Secondly, we're talking outfielders, among which Turner is far less a passable actor. Thirdly, the person we're talking about getting farmed out is Nieuwenhuis, about whom this is not true. He's been the superior hitter against righties and will for the rest of life be the superior outfielder. Fourthly and finally, the shortness of the bench as a whole is under discussion. Better than Turner or Valdespin (if Valdespin must be brought into the discussion) is Turner and Valdespin.