Gimme some bench. I want players. Players on the bench. Hitting players, not pitching players. I'll take Rick Ankiel. I'll take Jose Offerman. I'll take Craig Paquette and I'll take Jason Hardke and Shawn Gilbbert. Desi Relaford? Hellzapoppin YEAH, Desi Relaford. Look, they all good men, and defensible if not obvious plusses as individuals, but if this isn't the worst bench in team history, it's surely the least versatile, and that's saying something. Andrew Brown: functional in left, somebody you'd rather not use in right, a non-option for center. Josh Satin: a poor secondbaseman they have to hide at first, where he hasn't exactly excelled. Justin Turner: a barely passable secondbaseman who's a default utility infielder, but is rather poor everyplace else. Anthony Recker: a passable catcher who doesn't play elsewhere to our knowledge, and appears to have been deliberately kept away from Matt Harvey. With that sort of non-flexibility, you'd expect every last one of those guys to be a threat with the bat, some of them dangerous against lefties and rightes. Very much so. But you'd be very much mistaken. Seems utterly fixable. Tejada's hitting, Valdespin is hitting, and Mike Baxter is hitting. Nieuwenhuis got the homer that started the Met resurgence and they haven't been the same since he got farmed out. A 13-man pitching staff just makes the bullpen a more crowded place to sit. Gimme some bench. Wilmer Flores? Hitting. Zach Lutz, Allan Dykstra? Hitting.