You know, Randy F. Choate is a master of getting my goat and doing unspeakable things with it. Not only has he been pitching for decades despite logging approximately 17 innings per year, making him simultaneously the walking embodiment of overspecialization and the walking embodiment of empty extended game times. No, it's that he's walking around with a 2000 championship ring that should only be worn by Men who've played for the Mets. In fact, there's a good chance, with the intended retirement of Derek Jeter at the end of this season (you may have heard about this somewhere), that Choate will be the last surviving 2000 Yankee, and therefore the last active player to face the Mets in a World Series. That's a shameful thing to be, Randy Choate! Who pisses you off... on the Rays?