I've been thinking about this, and I've got a bunch of perfectly reasonable arguments bouncing around my fool head. You want to win the World Series? You're going to have to win the National League Championship Series. Who's most proven at getting you through that stage? Daniel Murphy, that's who. And speaking of the NLCS, you just know if the Mets don't sign him, the Cubs will, and he'll end up hitting a hundred homers. Isn't the new Royal-centric baseball economy moving away from the walk-and-homer-model hitter and declaring a premium on high-contact guys who challenge the defensive loads put out there by walk-and-homer-minded GMs and managers? You know who's a Royals-type hitter? Daniel F. Murphy is Royal-type hitter, kids. And he's right there in front of us. If he leaves town, Foley's is going to have to wait until he retires to put him in their stupid Irish Baseball Hall of Fame. Yeah, he's a flawed player. Grow up. Everybody's flawed. What makes Murphy different is that his flaws are known. Dilson Hererra, by comparison, is freakin' MYSTERY! Doubles. He hits 'em. Lots. They're not homers, but they're, like, doubles. We're not just talking about a defensively sub-standard starting second baseman. We're talking about a defensively perfectly decent backup third baseman and first baseman. Somebody's getting hurt next year, and Daniel has stepped into many a breach. And THAT'S when you want the real second baseman. GUH. He fits into any team. Why not have him keep fitting into the Mets and their wild-assed improvisations? Did you like Tejada at third? Well, did you?! Jerk. Two Words: Home-town discount. Yeah, I know one of them is a hyphenated compound word and the phrase can arguably said to consist of three words. Present a paper at the next MLA convention, hotshot. What's relevant is that I'm sure The Murph is jonesing to give the Mets one of those HTDs so he can keep living in Astoria or Montclair or Mamaroneck or wherever the deuce he lives. Vicki and the kids have settled into a routine, you know? And he likes waking up to The Daily News, God help him. How desirable is that mediocre and familiar Muffiness to you? Think about it. Think hard. Now think about how desirable it is to you at BELOW-MARKET RATES? Got your heart pumping a little there, didn't I? You can't let the Gay Mafia WIN!!!! And hey, maybe he can find redemption on the tolerance front. There's plenty of room for personal growth here. We'd hate to miss out on that! Who's your 28? Well fangraphs credits Murphy with 12.5 WAR, but there they have John Milner with 10.0 and Bobby Jones with 9.8. That's a win for Murphy, but is it a decisive win? Not quite. No, not quite. Unsettlingly ambiguous, I'd say. Thirty-three hits short of a thousand. Think of the sellout crowds anticipating THAT milestone. Nobody THINKS about that. Back of the baseball card, baby. Who is more reliable with regard to being the same dude, year in and year out? Nobody. Nobods at all. The same dude. The same modestly productive, defensively adventurous, brilliant, brain-farting dude. Resign Murphy NOW!!!