Edgy MD

Bizarre new D-Back uniform pants.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: "They didn't do their job, defending me when I did something pretty much inexcusable, in a way that left me with no outs. Then did it again." Listen to Mr. Presumption of Guilt, formerly Mr. No Right to Representation. I'll represent you, Jank!

Stolmy, on the other hand, kinda looks middle-aged to me.

Shmenderson getting Terry's attention.

Well because this leaves Bartolo Colon as officially the last Montreal Expo still active in MLB. QUIZ: Who was the last active major leaguer to have appeared in a game at Jarry Park as a member of the Expos? Gotta be Andre Dawson. He was still bringing it 20 years later.

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If you want to consider the conspiracy angle, look for an enemy — an agent he dumped; a player he beaned or gloated over; a woman he pledged falsely too, swore oaths to in bad faith, used in the a manner that would shame even the lowest of blackguards. A woman, perhaps, with a vindictive brother. Oh, it's all coming together now. It only takes a conspiracy of one to taint a latte.

Yeah, the remembrances coming out by current and former beat writers have been impressive. It's nice to know such a well-loved person found a home with the Mets, and sad to know she died so young.

Dilson looks strong.

You can post to social media whenever a nu game is up for votes.

So the best bet for assaulting the system is for a bunch of the agents to get 20 or so of the top undrafted prospects to agree to disregard the draft, hold out and refuse to accept any offers from their drafting teams unless/until other teams consent to engage in good faith negotiations to make competing offers. It's unlikely to happen, but as amateurs, they wouldn't be bound by the CBA. Minor league prospects not yet on the 40-man roster could do the same thing.

It would take a pack of players. Good ones. Or, I dunno, a union. But the union chips away the reserve clause bit by bit, rather than trying to get it thrown out whole hog. And considering that the league has that stupid exemption, that's probably a good strategy.

I'd say, all things being equal, Campbell gets a call if Cespedes or maybe Lagares go down, but Bernadina gets the call if Granderson, Conforto, or De Aza go down, making Roger perhaps a half a notch ahead on the depth chart. All things, of course, won't be equal. Is Bernadina even in camp yet?

He can see what the Frontier League is paying. Or he can file an anti-trust lawsuit. And considering baseball is the only league with an explicit exemption — although they all seemingly have implicit exemptions — good luck with that.

That error may in fact be a Ben Johnson base running calamity.

I thought we already had a L&M thread. Anywhich, I thought it looked good and all, but was two different movies that were sort of forced into one. The young Beach Boys in the California modern sixties were cool to look at. But the uglier eighties was where the real story was. And only barely. Older Brian Wilson, apart from being a bigger (and better coiffed) guy than John Cusack, wasn't just weird. He was messed up — his face partially paralyzed, his vocal chords barely functional, his eyes unable to fix on one point for more than a beat or two. The weird part about the sixties stuff is that I found myself agreeing with Mike F. Love. Why does Paul Dran-O always end up playing wounded geniuses? I voted 3 1/2 but meant to vote 2 1/2.

Ruben Tejada's S.O. wasn't so difficult to find after all, and their baby is a cutie. I don't have confirmation yet that they're married, but the last name she is using is a strong indicator. I like the name "Smarlyn." I have a friend named "Arlyn," so "Smarlyn" sounds like she just got dismissed. "You want to give this job to Arlyn? Arlyn Smarlyn! That's what I say!" Only seven mysteries left on the projected 25-man. And Morris is probably just holding a place there until some vet like Henderson asserts himself. And even if he breaks camp with the team, he could be gone after two games when Robles gets activated. Of course, Robles' status is unclear also. TransactionFoundPosition Group=#8000FF] Infielder[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]NameSmarlyn Ochoa de TejadaDoBRuben Tejada's Missus? 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Let's turn this 8-1 deficit around. Ted Lerner: richest owner in beisbol, man, and a huge beneficiary of civic largesse.

I can't wait until the Mets come back and wipe the smiles off those stupid preppies' faces, and teach us all what it means to play with heart and believe in ourselves.

Failvarez yields one run on three walks. Bad news, unless your name is Duane Arthur Below.

Conforto batting 1.000. Plawecki gets us a run back on an out. Ynoa, who is totally the new Montero, goes an unthinkable three innings on day one. No runs, one hit, no walks, one strikeout. Top that, Dario Alvarez.

Ceetar wrote: RELEASE MONTERO I can't get my audio to work. bummed, pissed. annoyed. Jeffy got started early ruining everything.

Exactly. He has a post-career job waiting for him.

Post reporting that the buyout for Cuddyer was $2-3 million, citing an "industry source." That's certainly a lot less than I was expecting, which was more like 50 cents on the dollar for his $12.5 million salary.