Declare your independence: from tyranny, from ugly, bush league hats, and from loyalty to pitchers educated in crayon. National League loss leader Matt Harvey takes on New Rochelle's own Tom Koehler � in a battle of pitchers with ERAs in the mid-fours. The ball is flying out, and in the late afternoon of Citi Field, something has to give. You may think, "Oh, the hats CAN'T be any uglier, than we've seen, certainly not any uglier than the July 4th hats of previous years." You would be wrong. So terribly wrong. You're what's wrong with America. You're why we have Trump. I hate you. I hat you and I hate you.