Edgy MD

Man, Reyes likes to swing at that high junk and pop out.

Dexter Fowler is looking like more of a load to the Cardinals than any two of Bruce, Vargas, and Frazier put together. They can trade one of them to the Cards along with a Callahan/Rhame-level reliever for Fowler and a big sexy prospect. Not advocating, just saying. Mets aren't the only ones with a cross or two to bear.

MdD getting right in there.

That's one more for the recidivist list. And I guess one can make a technical argument for Conlon as a recidivist Met too.

Released. Probably had a chance to clear waivers, but he instead gets released outright.

The booth mostly missed this subplot last night. Mets fucking with Franco.

MFS62 wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: Russell Martin - Canada I had to double clutch when I saw this. Yes, boys and girls, that is longtime major league catcher Russell Martin, who has 3 games at short so far this year. Later He played short against the Mets.

Go get 'em, men.

Conlon was DFA'd and was grabbed off of waivers. That team was the Dodgers, and when they subsequently tried to put him through waivers, the Mets grabbed him back. How can anybody forget his tweets of the year? [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]

Well, he could be traded for somebody else's he-has-two-years.

It's like the offense is programmed to max out at three runs per game. And then we go throwing random rookie pitchers against the wall to see what sticks. NOT a formula for success.

Now Bautista tries to slap the ball out of Franco's glove. Operation Fuck-with-Franco is in full force.

There's a running gag in this game with Mets players continually trying to push Franco off the base.

What a ticket.

Hey, the Mets have a relief pitcher batting while they're down by five! Go, Mickey!

New strategy: Don't leave it over the plate to the guys with the braids and dreads.

Mets lead the league in ALS funding!

Looked like Hoskins lost a couple of teeth on that play.

Yeah, I was lagging on my feed. 5-0 for me now. Mets have gotten the leadoff hitter on every inning. Have advanced him past first in no inning. But Rosario reaches third!

Wait, what did I miss? I got 3-0.

And our first opposition three-run homer. Left it up, man.

And we have our first Mets DP grounder into the shift.

Great first batter! No dicking around!

Don't believe that. Here's Gagnon's fiancee, who missed an All-Star Break trip to the Grand Canyon to instead see her future hubby take the field at Big Citi.

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