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Question for Your Consideration: Does Brodie Van Wagenen have a blind spot with regard Robinson Canó, a client of Roc Nation Sports, a partner of Creative Artists Agency? Or alternatively, did he feel a professional obligation to bring Canó home, based on some handshake promise he has made he had made in his prior job? Secondary Question: If you answered YES to either of the questions above — but particularly if you answered YES to the first of those questions — does Mickey have an unthinkably red ass from having to write Canó's name into the third slot in his lineup each night, in order to placate his boss/allow his boss the comfort that can be found in the validation of his illusions? Tertiary Question: Is this (the massive red ass) why Mickey went nuts on a media member without any real provocation?

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Tonight will be the 80th game of the season, so we're just about to the halfway point. Cano's counting stats: .223 / .270 / .361 (an Ordoñez-ian .631 OPS, 70 OPS+). He chips in with 4 homers, 16 doubles and 16 ribeye steaks. All that equates to -0.5 fWAR. He's striking out at a career-worst 19.5% rate, has a career-worst .130 ISO and his UZR and UZR/150 are both negative. Who had "super shitty" in the office pool? You're ignoring the way he plays the game.

Great noos for all you Walker Lockett fans! WHAT'S THAT??!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Transactions, 6/25 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Sent To Brooklyn On Rehab Assignment[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Noah Syndergaard[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]8/29/92[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90]

He's got a point though. A multi-billion-dollar industry exempt from paying minimum wage to their marquee employees protects us all from complacency reaching the major leagues: [YOUTUBE]BOc7bjNrlN4[/YOUTUBE]

I never agreed with the communications blackout. If you want to speed shit up, put baseball coaches in headsets like their football brethren. It's absurd that a manager can strap one on in the third inning and speak to the booth (and, by extension, untold numbers of watchers), but has to go find a landline phone to call his bullpen coach.

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/sports/article/21074129/minor-league-baseball-players-live-below-minimum-wage-to-chase-their-dreamsThe Washington CityPaper did a profile of three players playing for the Nationals' High-A Carolina League affiliate, The Potomac Nationals. It reiterates the familiar tale of poverty-level salaries, substandard workplace conditions, and hot-plate meals, but then Nationals outfielder Adam Eaton has to come in and shit on the flag, saying that it's good that minor leaguers suffer because he did also and it made him the awesome figure he has become. If you do, complacency sets in,” Eaton says. “I think it's difficult, yes, and it's easy for me to say that because of where I am, but I wouldn't be where I am without that … If I financially am supported down there and financially can make a living and not have to get to the big leagues, I think I'm a little more comfortable. I think that I might not work as hard because I know I'm getting a decent paycheck every two weeks, and may not push myself nearly as hard.” “I don't disagree with [the notion] that they're being exploited, but I think it's for the betterment of everybody,” he adds. “I know it sounds crazy (Ed: you think?) … I think there's a middle ground … There's ground to be made up, but I think it still should be rough.” Also, because of course: Last year, President Donald Trump signed a spending bill that included the “Save America's Pastime Act,” which effectively excluded minor league baseball players from the protection of federal minimum wage laws. According to the Associated Press, players make, per month, $1,100 at rookie ball and Class A teams, $1,500 at Double-A teams, and $2,150 at Triple-A teams.

Backing up and catching up on newcomers and reassignments. It's not shown below, because he has fallen off the 40, but Gavin Cecchini has begun a rehab assignment with Brooklyn, so if you want to see a big leaguer and a first rounder trying to reclaim his career in the lower minors, now's your chance. Danny Hrbek has https://twitter.com/herb_03/status/581995860826972161no officially known familial relationship to beloved Twin firstbaseman Kent Hrbek, but he's a lefty swinger, and had a far-higher profile https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=hrbek-000danin his college career, as a hitter, not really taking to pitching until his senior season. But the poweres that be have decided that's the path he should be taking. Transactions, 6/17 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Signed As 23rd-Round Pick Out Of Florida International[/td90][td90]Signed As Undrafted Free Agent Out of Mt. St. Mary's, MD, And Assigned To GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Nick MacDonald[/td90][td90]Patrick Causa[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/11/98[/td90][td90]1/8/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/21 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed As International Free Agent, Assigned To DSL 1[/td90][td90]Transferred From Bullpen And Assigned To Kingsport[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Fernando Villalobos[/td90][td90]Cory Gaconi[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/24/02[/td90][td90]1/22/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/22 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Sent To St. Lucie On Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90]Signed Away From Evansville (Frontier League) & Assigned To Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Avilán[/td90][td90]Danny Hrbek[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/19/89[/td90][td90]12/27/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90] YOUR 2019 Mets Coaching Staff [th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000] Manager[/th][th]=#FF4000] Bench Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Interim Pitching Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000] Hitting Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000] Third Base Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/427427.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/427427.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113099.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113099.jpg[/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113387.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113387.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Mickey Callaway[/td90][td90]Jim Riggleman[/td90][td90]Phil Regan[/td90][td90]Chili Davis[/td90][td90]Gary DiSarcina[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]5/13/75[/td90][td90]11/9/52[/td90][td90]4/6/37[/td90][td90]1/17/60[/td90][td90]11/19/67[/td90][th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000] First Base Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Interim Bullpen Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Assistant Batting Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000] Head Trainer[/th][th]=#FF4000] Assistant Trainer[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Glenn Sherlock[/td90][td90]Ricky Bones[/td90][td90]Tom Slater[/td90][td90]Brian Chicklo[/td90][td90]Joseph Golia[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/7/58[/td90][td90]4/7/69[/td90][td90]4/6/68[/td90][td90]7/17/72[/td90][td90]circa 1978[/td90][th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000]Pitching Strategist[/th][th]=#FF4000]Quality Control Coach[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000]Strength Senior Advisor[/th][th]=#FF4000]Strength & Conditioning Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jeremy Accardo[/td90][td90]Luis Rojas[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Mike Barwis[/td90][td90]Dustin Clarke[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/18/81[/td90][td90]9/1/81[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]6/6/73[/td90][td90]circa 1987[/td90][th]Position[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000] Bullpen Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000] Bullpen Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpghttp://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpghttp://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Eric Langill[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Dave Racaniello[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]7/7/58[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]6/3/78[/td90][td90][/td90] YOUR 2019 New York Mets [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/450306.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/450306.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jacob deGrom[/td90][td90]Walker Lockett[/td90][td90]Steven Matz[/td90][td90]Jason Vargas[/td90][td90]Zack Wheeler[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/19/88[/td90][td90]5/3/94[/td90][td90]5/29/91[/td90][td90]2/2/83[/td90][td90]5/30/90[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Edwin Diaz[/td90][td90]Chris Flexen[/td90][td90]Wilmer Font[/td90][td90]Robert Gsellman[/td90][td90]Seth Lugo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/22/94[/td90][td90]7/1/94[/td90][td90]5/24/90[/td90][td90]7/18/93[/td90][td90]11/17/89[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668665/generic/180x270/668665.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668665/generic/180x270/668665.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/624413/t507/180x270/624413.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/624413/t507/180x270/624413.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Stephen Nogosek[/td90][td90]Brooks Pounders[/td90][td90]Tomás Nido[/td90][td90]Wilson Ramos[/td90][td90]Peter Alonso[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]1/11/95[/td90][td90]9/26/90[/td90][td90]4/12/94[/td90][td90]8/10/87[/td90][td90]12/7/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]First Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Robinson Canó[/td90][td90]Todd Frazier[/td90][td90]Adeiny Hechevarria[/td90][td90]Amed Rosario[/td90][td90]Michael Conforto[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/22/82[/td90][td90]2/12/86[/td90][td90]4/15/89[/td90][td90]11/20/95[/td90][td90]3/1/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]1b, 3b[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]3b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]lf, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#FF0000][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/643446.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/643446.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td60]J.D. Davis[/td60][td90]Carlos Gomez[/td90][td90]Juan Lagares[/td90][td90]Jeff McNeil[/td90][td90]Dominic Smith[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td60]4/27/93[/td60][td90]12/4/85[/td90][td90]3/17/89[/td90][td90]4/8/92[/td90][td90]6/15/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td60]R/R[/td60][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]3b, 1b, rp[/td90][td90]cf, lf, 2b, rp[/td90][td90]rf, lf[/td90][td90]2b, 3b, cf[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90] Also on 40-Man Roster [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642584/generic/180x270/642584.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642584/generic/180x270/642584.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Drew Gagnon[/td90][td90]Franklyn Kilomé[/td90][td90]Walker Lockett[/td90][td90]Corey Oswalt[/td90][td90]Noah Syndergaard[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/26/90[/td90][td90]6/25/95[/td90][td90]5/3/94[/td90][td90]9/3/93[/td90][td90]8/29/92[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 7- Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10-Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10-Day IL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/594951/generic/180x270/594951.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/594951/generic/180x270/594951.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Avilán[/td90][td90]Tyler Bashlor[/td90][td90]Jeurys Familia[/td90][td90]Eric Hanhold[/td90][td90]Ryan O'Rourke[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/19/89[/td90][td90]4/16/93[/td90][td90]10/10/89[/td90][td90]11/1/93[/td90][td90]4/30/88[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On Rehab w/St. Lucie[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10- Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/622098.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/622098.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Tim Peterson[/td90][td90]Jacob Rhame[/td90][td90]Drew Smith[/td90][td90]Justin Wilson[/td90][td90]Daniel Zamora[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]2/22/91[/td90][td90]3/16/93[/td90][td90]9/24/93[/td90][td90]8/18/87[/td90][td90]4/15/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60- Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10- Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th][/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641645.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641645.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Guillorme[/td90][td90]Jed Lowrie[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Yoenis Céspedes[/td90][td90]Brandon Nimmo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/27/94[/td90][td90]4/17/84[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]10/18/85[/td90][td90]3/27/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]2b, 3b[/td90][td90]ss, 3b, 1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]cf, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60- Day-IL[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60-Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60-Day IL[/td90]

Backing up and catching up on newcomers and reassignments. It's not shown below, because he has fallen off the 40, but Gavin Cecchini has begun a rehab assignment with Brooklyn, so if you want to see a big leaguer and a first rounder trying to reclaim his career in the lower minors, now's your chance. Danny Hrbek has https://twitter.com/herb_03/status/581995860826972161no officially known familial relationship to beloved Twin firstbaseman Kent Hrbek, but he's a lefty swinger, and had a far-higher profile https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=hrbek-000danin his college career, as a hitter, not really taking to pitching until his senior season. But the poweres that be have decided that's the path he should be taking. Transactions, 6/17 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Signed As 23rd-Round Pick Out Of Florida International[/td90][td90]Signed As Undrafted Free Agent Out of Mt. St. Mary's, MD, And Assigned To GCL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Nick MacDonald[/td90][td90]Patrick Causa[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/11/98[/td90][td90]1/8/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/21 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed As International Free Agent, Assigned To DSL 1[/td90][td90]Transferred From Bullpen And Assigned To Kingsport[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Fernando Villalobos[/td90][td90]Cory Gaconi[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/24/02[/td90][td90]1/22/97[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90] Transactions, 6/22 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]GOING[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90] Sent To St. Lucie On Rehab Assignment[/td90][td90]Signed Away From Evansville (Frontier League) & Assigned To Columbia[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/677160/generic/180x270/677160.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Avilán[/td90][td90]Danny Hrbek[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/19/89[/td90][td90]12/27/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90] YOUR 2019 Mets Coaching Staff [th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000] Manager[/th][th]=#FF4000] Bench Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Inerim Pitching Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Hitting Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000] Third Base Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/427427.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/427427.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113099.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113099.jpg[/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113387.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/113387.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Mickey Callaway[/td90][td90]Jim Riggleman[/td90][td90]Phil Regan[/td90][td90]Chili Davis[/td90][td90]Gary DiSarcina[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]5/13/75[/td90][td90]11/9/52[/td90][td90]4/6/37[/td90][td90]1/17/60[/td90][td90]11/19/67[/td90][th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000] First Base Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Interim Bullpen Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000]Assistant Batting Coach[/th][th]=#FF4000] Head Trainer[/th][th]=#FF4000] Assistant Trainer[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Glenn Sherlock[/td90][td90]Ricky Bones[/td90][td90]Tom Slater[/td90][td90]Brian Chicklo[/td90][td90]Joseph Golia[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/7/58[/td90][td90]4/7/69[/td90][td90]4/6/68[/td90][td90]7/17/72[/td90][td90]circa 1978[/td90][th]Position[/th][th]=#FF4000]Pitching Strategist[/th][th]=#FF4000]Quality Control Coach[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000]Strength Senior Advisor[/th][th]=#FF4000]Strength & Conditioning Coach[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jeremy Accardo[/td90][td90]Luis Rojas[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Mike Barwis[/td90][td90]Dustin Clarke[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]12/18/81[/td90][td90]9/1/81[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]6/6/73[/td90][td90]circa 1987[/td90][th]Position[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000] Bullpen Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][th]=#FF4000] Bullpen Catcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpghttp://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpghttp://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Eric Langill[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Dave Racaniello[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]7/7/58[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]6/3/78[/td90][td90][/td90] YOUR 2019 New York Mets [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/450306.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/450306.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Jacob deGrom[/td90][td90]Walker Lockett[/td90][td90]Steven Matz[/td90][td90]Jason Vargas[/td90][td90]Zack Wheeler[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/19/88[/td90][td90]5/3/94[/td90][td90]5/29/91[/td90][td90]2/2/83[/td90][td90]5/30/90[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Edwin Diaz[/td90][td90]Chris Flexen[/td90][td90]Wilmer Font[/td90][td90]Robert Gsellman[/td90][td90]Seth Lugo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]3/22/94[/td90][td90]7/1/94[/td90][td90]5/24/90[/td90][td90]7/18/93[/td90][td90]11/17/89[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#00BF00] Catcher[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/668665/generic/180x270/668665.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/668665/generic/180x270/668665.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/624413/t507/180x270/624413.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/624413/t507/180x270/624413.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Stephen Nogosek[/td90][td90]Brooks Pounders[/td90][td90]Tomás Nido[/td90][td90]Wilson Ramos[/td90][td90]Peter Alonso[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]1/11/95[/td90][td90]9/26/90[/td90][td90]4/12/94[/td90][td90]8/10/87[/td90][td90]12/7/94[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#00BF00]Catcher[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]First Base[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453943.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Robinson Canó[/td90][td90]Todd Frazier[/td90][td90]Adeiny Hechevarria[/td90][td90]Amed Rosario[/td90][td90]Michael Conforto[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]10/22/82[/td90][td90]2/12/86[/td90][td90]4/15/89[/td90][td90]11/20/95[/td90][td90]3/1/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Third Base[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]1b, 3b[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]3b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]lf, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#FF0000][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/643446.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/643446.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td60]J.D. Davis[/td60][td90]Carlos Gomez[/td90][td90]Juan Lagares[/td90][td90]Jeff McNeil[/td90][td90]Dominic Smith[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td60]4/27/93[/td60][td90]12/4/85[/td90][td90]3/17/89[/td90][td90]4/8/92[/td90][td90]6/15/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td60]R/R[/td60][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Right Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Center Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]3b, 1b, rp[/td90][td90]cf, lf, 2b, rp[/td90][td90]rf, lf[/td90][td90]2b, 3b, cf[/td90][td90]1b[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Has Options[/td90] Also on 40-Man Roster [th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/642584/generic/180x270/642584.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/642584/generic/180x270/642584.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621261.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Drew Gagnon[/td90][td90]Franklyn Kilomé[/td90][td90]Walker Lockett[/td90][td90]Corey Oswalt[/td90][td90]Noah Syndergaard[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]6/26/90[/td90][td90]6/25/95[/td90][td90]5/3/94[/td90][td90]9/3/93[/td90][td90]8/29/92[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF40BF]Starting Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]rp[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 7- Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10-Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10-Day IL[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641341.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/621098.jpg[/td90][td90]http://www.milb.com/images/594951/generic/180x270/594951.jpghttp://www.milb.com/images/594951/generic/180x270/594951.jpg[/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Avilán[/td90][td90]Tyler Bashlor[/td90][td90]Jeurys Familia[/td90][td90]Eric Hanhold[/td90][td90]Ryan O'Rourke[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/19/89[/td90][td90]4/16/93[/td90][td90]10/10/89[/td90][td90]11/1/93[/td90][td90]4/30/88[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On Rehab w/St. Lucie[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10- Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/623402.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/622098.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/622098.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Tim Peterson[/td90][td90]Jacob Rhame[/td90][td90]Drew Smith[/td90][td90]Justin Wilson[/td90][td90]Daniel Zamora[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]2/22/91[/td90][td90]3/16/93[/td90][td90]9/24/93[/td90][td90]8/18/87[/td90][td90]4/15/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]L/L[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]sp[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60- Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 10- Day IL[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th]=#BF80FF] Infielder[/th][th][/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][th]=#4080FF] Outfielder[/th][td90][/td90][td90]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641645.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/641645.jpg[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Luis Guillorme[/td90][td90]Jed Lowrie[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]Yoenis Céspedes[/td90][td90]Brandon Nimmo[/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]9/27/94[/td90][td90]4/17/84[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]10/18/85[/td90][td90]3/27/93[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]S/R[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]L/R[/td90][td90]Primary Position[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Shortstop[/td90][td90]=#BF80FF]Second Base[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]=#4080FF]Left Field[/td90][td90]Other Positions[/td90][td90]2b, 3b[/td90][td90]ss, 3b, 1b[/td90][td90][/td90][td90][/td90][td90]cf, rf[/td90][td90]Status Notes[/td90][td90]With Syracuse[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60- Day-IL[/td90][td90][/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60-Day IL[/td90][td90]=#FF0000]On 60-Day IL[/td90]

Here's hoping the entire press pool says "See you tomorrow, Mickey."

Canó on quadruple deck is the tying run. Let's go, Mets!

Marcia Brady in the house tonight, sitting behind home plate to catch Dominic Smith's homer.

Seven stranded for Canoe.

Mets getting out-hustled by Harper. Sheesh.

Rudy Stein in to pitch for the Bears.

Jay Bruce 2 Robinson Canó 0

The dick vs. the incompetent. A match-up that would always make for a few entertaining minutes on the undercard at Wrestlemania.

What kind of mental gymnastics are necessary to call that Realmuto triple a triple?

Up to six.

Canó is sitting on five LOBS so far.

I'm kind of hoping during the next homestand that they ceremonially strip him of Willie Mays' number and give him Willie Harris'.

Bad slide. Bad fundies.

And like the real victim isn't Healey, but the general focus of the baseball club. Newsday is still a key radio sponsor, aren't they?

Healey: This one's funny. Hey, Mick, knock-knock. Callaway: Go to Hell.

Honey, I've decided it's time for me to work blue. It's funny, but it seems Mickey's little tirade has to some degree taken the spotlight off the disastrous game decisions that precipitated it.

"Lenny Dykstra won't be joining his former teammates at the 1986 reunion weekend, as it conflicts with his previous commitment to participate in a MENSA retreat."