Edgy MD

This game got Familiarized.

Wayne Randazzo channeling John Sterling and calling Smith's homer a Dom-Bomb.

Yeah, this is nearly 15 months, but that's not quite Fregosi->Puig territory, to say nothing of The Gardenhire-Ashford Gap (which sounds like a chapter in Ken Burns' Civil War that featured particularly engaging essaying from Shelby Foote.

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Fire Hefner Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: And Chili Davis You somehow spared Brian Schneider.

You have to admit that "I don't, I have no issues with you. I just think you're being extremely obstinate," is pretty fucking hilarious. I mean, I don't want anyone to say that about me, but if they're going to, that's the way to do it.

I can't even figure the rosters out. By my count, they have 43 guys on the 40-man roster, but only 14 guys in the 20-man available extra players pool.

It's always a point of pride to stick with a blowout until the bitter end, but man, it felt like the park was empty in the last few innings tonight. I know that once upon a time, something good must've happened to the Mets during a regular season Sunday night game broadcast on ESPN. Probably more than once. But it feels like no, never has any such thing occurred.

I feel like that's some sort of record of time passing without a third base debut.

"WHAT! That's a basketball score!!" — Mrs. Edgy upon hearing me report the score.

Gary, Being Told That Jhoulys Chacín Is 32 Years Old: "He was 28 when this game started!"

Destroyed by Dansby Swanson.

Claimed by the Red Sox.

Extra base for Céspedes.

An out!

It's always a wonder when someone posts their poo online but tells anybody responding to mind their own business. I can whoop up a ceetar forum to chat only with the folks he likes. It's no trouble.

Oh the Hindu and the Muslim and the Hebrew in the streets! Where do they go?! TO MEET THE METS!

Chad ochoseis wrote: Still on, huh? Mike Matheny, #9 manager. Metheny! That anodyne name that speaks of mellifluous jazz guitar on a breezy summer night, and sustained-if-less-ostentatious post-LaRussa Cardinal success! He's not number nine, but he IS number 10! And you are 12 points richer! ZESTIER! #12 RP Ken Giles You are no man! You are a MACHINE! You are a machine that knows his relief pitchers of the twenty-teens, and you just got 15 points! This might matter to you, if you weren't a machine! In fact, you just machined your way through the 400-point ceiling!! Don mattingly has to be one of the managers, right? Mgr 9. Not only is this not true (Mattingly is 20th), I'm actually going to feel GOOD about docking you three points, because you gave me one of those squishy answer-framed-as-a-question answers! This is what's wrong with AMERICA! This and healthcare! And racism! This and healthcare and racism are what's wrong with AMERICA!! Catchers 1) Buster Posey: Giants (MFS62) 2) Yadier Molina: Cardinals (Chad Ochoseis) 3) ____________________: __________, Athletics 4) Russell Martin: Dodgers, Yankees, Pirates, Blue Jays, Dodgers (LWFS) 5) Brian McCann: Braves, Yankees, Astros, Braves (Frayed Knot) 6) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 7) Joe Mauer: Twins 8) Miguel Montero: Diamondbacks, Cubs, Nationals (Johnny Lunchbucket) 9) ____________________: __________, __________ 10) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ 14) Wilson Ramos: Nationals, Rays, Phillies, Mets (Johnny Lunchbucket) Firstbasemen 1) Joey Votto: Reds (Johnny Lunchbucket) 2) Miguel Cabrera: Tigers (metsmarathon) 3) Paul Goldschmidt: Diamondbacks, Cardinals (MFS62) 4) Freddie Freeman: Braves (LWFS) 5) ____________________: __________ 6) Anthony Rizzo: Padres, Cubs 7) Edwin Encarnácion: Blue Jays, Indians (nymr83) 8) Joe Mauer: Twins (LWFS) 9) Adrian Gonzalez: Padres, Red Sox, Dodgers, Mets (metsmarathon) 10) Carlos Santana: Indians, Phillies, Indians (LWFS) Secondbasemen 1) Robinson Canó: Yankees, Mariners, Mets (metsmarathon) 2) Ben Zobrist: Rays, Athletics, Royals, Cubs (nymr83) 3) José Altuve: Astros (metsmarathon) 4) Ian Kinsler: Rangers, Tigers, Angels, Red Sox, Padres 5) Dustin Pedroia: Red Sox (Johnny Lunchbucket) 6) Howie Kendrick: Angels, Dodgers, Phillies, Nationals (metsmarathon) 7) ____________________: __________, __________, __________ T8) Jason Kipnis: Indians (Chad Ochoseis) T8) Chase Utley: Phillies, Dodgers (LWFS) 10) Daniel Murphy: Mets, Nationals (Johnny Lunchbucket) Thirdbasemen 1) Adrian Beltre: Red Sox, Rangers (metsmarathon) 2) Josh Donaldson: Athletics, Blue Jays, Indians, Braves (MFS62) 3) Evan Longoria: Rays, Giants (metsmarathon) 4) Manny Machado: Orioles, Dodgers, Padres (metsmarathon) 5) Anthony Rendon: Nationals (LWFS) 6) Nolan Arenado: Rockies (Frayed Knot) 7) Kyle Seagar: Mariners (metsmarathon) 8) Matt Carpenter: Cardinals (nymr83) 9) Kris Bryant: Cubs (Johnny Lunchbucket) 10) ____________________: Padres, __________, Padres 11) ____________________: Orioles, __________, __________ Shortstops 1) Troy Tulowitski: Rockies, Blue Jays, Yankees (metsmarathon) 2) Francisco Lindor: Indians (LWFS) 3) Elvis Andrus: Rangers (metsmarathon) 4) Andrelton Simmons: Braves, Angels (MFS62) 5) Xander Boegarts: Red Sox (metsmarathon) 6) Asdruba Cabrera: Indians, Nationals, Rays, Mets, Phillies, Rangers (Chad Ochoseis) 7) José Reyes: Mets, Marlins, Blue Jays, Rockies, Mets (metsmarathon) 8) Brandon Crawford: Giants (metsmarathon) 9) Jed Lowrie: Red Sox, Athletics, Astros, Athletics, Astros, Mets (LWFS) 10) Carlos Correa: Astros (metsmarathon) Leftfielders T1) Christian Yellich: Marlins, Brewers (LWFS) T1) Brett Gardner: Yankees (nymr83) 3) Justin Upton: Diamondbacks, Braves, Padres, Tigers, Angelsz (MFS62) 4) Ryan Braun: Brewers (metsmarathon) 5) Alex Gordon: Royals (LWFS) 6) Michael Brantley: Indians, Astros (Johnny Lunchbucket) 7) Matt Holliday: Cardinals, Yankees, Rockies (MFS62) T8) J.D. Martinez: Astros, Tigers, Diamondbacks, Red Sox (metsmarathon) T8) ____________________: __________ 10) Carlos Conzalez: Rockies 11) Yoenis Céspedes: Athletics, Red Sox, Tigers, Mets (Steve J. Rogers) Centerfielders 1) Mike Trout: Angels (Steve J. Rogers) 2) Andrew McCutcheon: Pirates, Giants, Yankees, Phillies (MFS62) 3) Christian Yellich: Marlins, Brewers (Chad Ochoseis) 4) Brett Gardner: Yankees (Johnny Lunchbucket) 5) Lorenzo Cain: Brewers, Royals, Brewers (LWFS) 6) Curtis Granderson: Yankees, Mets, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Brewers, Marlins (metsmarathon) 7) ____________________: __________, __________ 8) George Springer: Astros (MFS62) 9) Michael Brantley: Indians, Astros (metsmarathon) 10) Starling Marte: Pirates (Chad Ochoseis) Rightfielders 1) Giancarlo Stanton: Marlins, Yankees (Chad Ochoseis) 2) Mookie Bets: Red Sox (LWFS) 3) ____________________: Rays, __________, __________, __________ 4) José Bautista: Blue Jays, Braves, Mets, Phillies (LWFS) 5) Bryce Harper: Nationals, Phillies (Steve J. Rogers) 6) Nelson Cruz: Rangers, Orioles, Mariners, Twins (metsmarathon) 7) ____________________: __________, Braves, Padres, Tigers, __________ 8) Jason Heyward: Braves, Cardinals, Cubs (LWFS) 9) Curtis Granderson: Yankees, Mets, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Brewers, Marlins (metsmarathon) 10) Shin-Soo Choo: Indians, Reds, Rangers (metsmarathon) Designated Hitters 1) Nelson Crúz: Rangers, Orioles, Mariners, Twins (MFS62) 2) ____________________: __________, Indians, __________, __________ 2) Davíd Ortiz: Red Sox (MFS62) 4) Albert Pujols: Cardinals, Angels (metsmarathon) 5) Prince Fielder: Brewers, Tigers, Rangers (metsmarathon) 6) Carlos Beltrán: Mets, Giants, Cardinals, Yankees, Rangers, Astros (nymr83) 7) ____________________: __________ 8) ____________________: __________, Athletics 9) ____________________: Braves, __________ 10) ____________________: Twins Starting Pitchers 1) Clayton Kershaw: Dodgers (Chad Ochoseis) 2) Max Scherzer: Tigers, Nationals (Chad Ochoseis) 3) Justin Velrander: Tigers, Astros (Johnny Lunchbucket) 4) Chris Sale: White Sox, Red Sox (LWFS) 5) Zack Greinke: Royals, Brewers, Angels, Dodgers, Diamondbacks, Astros (Johnny Lunchbucket) 6) David Price: Rays, Tigers, Blue Jays, Red Sox (LWFS) 7) Cole Hamels: Phillies, Rangers, Cubs (LWFS) 8) Steven Strasburg: Nationals (LWFS) 9) Jon Lester: Red Sox, Athletics, Cubs (metsmarathon) t10) Corey Kluber: Indians (LWFS) t10) Felix Hernandez: Mariners (Johnny Lunchbucket) 12) ____________________: __________, __________, Brewers 13) Jacob deGrom: Mets (Steve J. Rogers) 14) Madison Bumgarner: Giants (Chad Ochoseis) 15) Gerritt Cole: Pirates, Astros (LWFS) 16) ____________________: __________, __________, __________, __________ 17) ____________________: __________, Cubs 18) Adam Wainwright: Cardinals (Johnny Lunchbucket) 19) ____________________: Indians, __________ 20) Rick Porcello: Tigers, Red Sox (MFS62) Relief Pitchers 1) Aroldis Chapman: Reds, Yankees, Cubs, Yankees (Johnny Lunchbucket) 2) Kenley Jansen: Dodgers (LWFS) 3) Craig Kimbrel: Braves, Red Sox, Cubs (MFS62) 4) ____________________: Yankees, __________, __________, __________ 5) Greag Holland: Royals, Cardinals, Nationals, Diamondbacks (LWFS) 6) Dellin Betances: Yankees (metsmarathon) 7) Sean Doolittle: Athletics, Nationals (LWFS) 8) Mark Melancon: Yankees, Astros, Red Sox, Pirates, Nationals, Giants, Braves (Johnny Lunchbucket) 9) Andrew Miller: Marlins, Red Sox, Orioles, Yankees, Indians, Cardinals (Chad Ochoseis) 10) ____________________: Orioles, Rangers, __________, Cubs 11) Joakim Soria: Royals, Rangers, Tigers, Pirates, Royals, White Sox, Brewers, Athletics (LWFS) 12) Ken Giles: Phillies, Astros, Blue Jays (LWFS) 13) Wade Davis: Rays, Royals, Cubs, Rockies (LWFS) 14) Jonathan Papelbon: Red Sox, Phillies, Nationals (Johnny Lunchbucket) 15) ____________________: __________, Astros 16) ____________________: Giants, __________, Rays, Marlins, __________ 17) ____________________: Marlins, __________, Mariners, Rays, __________ 18) Tyler Clippard: Nationals, Athletics, Mets, Diamondbacks, Yankees, White Sox, Astros, Blue Jays, Indians (LWFS 19) ____________________: __________, Pirates 20) ____________________: __________, Cardinals, Nationals, Twins, Indians, Twins 21) ____________________: Twins, __________, __________, __________, Athletics 22) Zack Britton: Orioles, Yankees (metsmarathon) 23) ____________________: Royals, __________, __________ 24) ____________________: __________, Nationals, __________ 25) Adam Ottavino: Cardinals, Rockies, Yankees (LWFS) 26) Darren O'Day: Rangers, Mets, Orioles (Chad Ochoseis) t27) ____________________: Indians, __________ t27) ____________________: __________, __________, Astros, Cardinals 29) ____________________: Phillies, __________, __________, Nationals, __________ 30) ____________________: Rays, __________, __________, __________, __________, Phillies, Pirates Managers 1) Joe Maddon: Rays, Cubs (LWFS) 2) Bruce Bochy: Giants (metsmarathon) 3) Terry Francona: Red Sox, Indians (Johnny Lunchbucket) 4) ____________________: __________ 5) Bob Melvin: Athletics (metsmarathon) 6) Joe Girardi: Yankees (Steve J. Rogers) 7) Mike Scioscia: Angels (Johnny Lunchbucket) 8) Bud Black: Padres, Rockies (MFS62) 9) ____________________: __________ 10) Mike Metheny: Cardinals (Chad Ochoseis) 12) Terry Collins: Mets (Johnny Lunchbucket) SCORING LWFS: 410 metsmarathon: 363 Johnny Lunchbucket: 228 MFS62: 126 Chad Ochoseis: 120 Steve J. Rogers: 63 nymr83: 59 Frayed Knot: 20 Incorrect Guesses [TABLE][TR][TH]Catchers[/TH][TH]Firstbasemen[/TH][TH]Secondbasemen[/TH][TH]Thirdbasemen[/TH][TH]Shortstops[/TH][TH]Leftfielders[/TH][/TR][TR][TD]Yan Gomes Salvador Perez JT Realmuto Carlos Ruíz Gary Sanchez Matt Wieters[/TD][TD]José Abreu Brandon Belt Lucas Duda Buster Posey Albert Pujols Ryan Zimmerman[/TD][TD]Justin Turner Brandon Phillips Neil Walker[/TD][TD]Miguel Cabrera Alex Gordon José Ramirez David Wright Ryan Zimmerman[/TD][TD]Starlin Castro Ian Desmond Derek Jeter Trevor Story[/TD][TD]Matt Kemp[/TD][/TR][TR][TH]Centerfielders[/TH][TH]Rightfielders[/TH][TH]Designated Hitters[/TH][TH]Starting Pitchers[/TH][TH]Relief Pitchers[/TH][TH]Managers[/TH][/TR][TR][TD]Marcel Ozuna[/TD][TD]Jay Bruce Nick Markakis Ichiro Suzuki[/TD][TD]J.D. Martinez Victor Martinez Joe Mauer[/TD][TD]Jake Arrieta Trevor Bauer Johnny Cueto Yu Darvish R.A. Dickey Sonny Gray Kenley Jansen C.C. Sabathia Noah Syndergaard[/TD][TD]Jeurys Familia Tommy Kahnie Oliver Perez Joe Smith[/TD][TD]Ron Gardenhire A.J. Hinch Don Mattingly Dave Roberts Jim/Jack Tracy[/TD][/TR][/TABLE]

=metsmarathon post_id=41706 time=1595722006 user_id=83] =metsmarathon post_id=41247 time=1595502685 user_id=83] oh yeah, well, curtis granderson, CF6. fuck i keep forgetting about how many teams he played for after us. even when it's literally staring me in the face.

Edgy MD wrote: Yeah, going to Diaz on consecutive days has to be scratched from the list of good ideas. I'll say this, having now seen the AB (after initially listening on the radio), Diaz didn't, like, miss. He wasn't all over the place in that inning, or that confrontation. He made a decent pitch, and Ozuna sold out to tag it, and he did. It will happen. This may feel the same as last year, but really, it doesn't feel the same as last year, y'know? That said, let's not do this again. I didn't see it that way. He was getting wild leading up to that pitch. The team has four guys with established records of closing. Let's not get carried away with trying to establish any one of them as the hero. That's just waiting for trouble, putting all your mangoes in one crate, as it were. Let's win 40 of 60 and if there are 40 saves to be had in there, let's get them 10 apiece, or something.

Listen, I may sound like an idiot but check this out: Person, woman, man, camera, TV. I did that by myself. Yes, you may feel free to be astonished.

We might see some magic doubles today.

I would've figured the fans would be out for blood, but they're being surprisingly restrained.

Yeah, going to Diaz on consecutive days has to be scratched from the list of good ideas.

Diaz is getting a little Diazy.

https://s.yimg.com/it/api/res/1.2/zVZgN0yUJ17zT_JgBSxjUQ--~A/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7dz0zMDA7aD0yMDA7cT0xMDA-/https://s.yimg.com/xe/i/us/sp/v/mlb_cutout/players_l/03082020/8789.png> MET #: 1,095 PLAYER:: [CROSSOUT]Abraham[/CROSSOUT] Eduardo Nuñez DATE: July 25, 2020 SITUATION: Pinch-running at first for Yoenis Céspedes in the bottom of the eighth with two out. RESULT: Stole second, but was left stranded.