Dan Bern's gotta whole buncha guys for you And somewhere in the distance, an orchestra shows its face With Natalie on the oboe, Ty on double bass John plays the viola, Slik the tenor sax James he blows harmonica in vanilla skin-tight slacks Hugo oozes alto sax, Ivory the trombone Masuda squawks the trumpet, Andre xylophone Ron he shreds the violin. in a green Italian suit Mike talks on the telephone on a tape with an endless loop Geoff he blows the clarinet with an old-time rockin' feel Charlie dings the triangle, Dave the glockenspiel Chris puffs on the tuba, H a big bass drum Alfonso throbs the cello like he would a woman, with his thumb And high up on the podium in tails with his baton poised Banksy leads the orchestra in a glorious, awful noise And on a float of dripping oil paint the orchestra, it played Kissing the whole universe in the Thanksgiving Day Parade -- Thanksgiving Day Parade